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16.5 hrs on record (15.6 hrs at review time)
Not an exaggeration, one of the best video games ever made. Honestly worth it to buy a VR headset just for HL: A
Posted 16 June, 2022.
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8.0 hrs on record (7.7 hrs at review time)
Walking Dead S1 > The Wolf Among Us > Walking Dead S2

But seriously, this game is an amazing game and great example of Telltale making their great interactive stories.
Posted 20 June, 2015.
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129 people found this review helpful
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15.6 hrs on record (6.0 hrs at review time)
Our Howard in heaven,
hallowed be your name,
your Vegas come,
your will be done,
in the Mojave as it is in Bethesda.
Give us today our daily Rad-X.
And forgive us our bad Karma,
as we also have forgiven our enemies.
And lead us not into temptation of bad games
but deliver us unto Fallout 4.
#TODDSQUAD
Posted 17 June, 2015.
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202 people found this review helpful
474 people found this review funny
14.6 hrs on record (4.7 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
This game is a whole lot of fun with a bunch of creative levels and spawns a whole bunch of creativity inside of you. Besiege also taught me a lot about myself, such as

-Engineering is probably not a viable career choice for me
-Everything that can go wrong, will go wrong
-Things you didn't know that could go wrong, will definitely go wrong
-The things that go wrong, will work out better and beat the level for you
-If you have no idea what you're doing, it's all about luck and how your machine explodes
-I like to find complicated solutions to simple problems because instead of playing all these hard levels that I saw all the videos on where people made 360 noscope machines and mobile Nazi death camps, I ended up playing on the easy levels, like where you just have to kill sheep, and seeing what complicated ways I could recreate Hiroshima on these poor animals.
Posted 17 February, 2015.
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1,964.6 hrs on record (203.4 hrs at review time)
There's such an absurd amount of cheaters right now. It way worse than CS:GO. The reviews really don't exaggerate it. It's a daily occurrence meeting cheaters, even in low rank prime. I don't get how you're supposed to recommend a game to a new player if they are definitely going to meet a cheater,
Posted 27 June, 2014. Last edited 21 November, 2023.
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2.4 hrs on record
I picked up this game because my friend told me to and because the reviews were hilarious.
I absolutely love this. Repeatedly pressing left click just to mop is actually alot of fun, and moving elf body parts to Santa's fire to burn them. It's hilarious knocking over your friend's bucket filled with blood right after he finished cleaning or accidentally blowing him up with dynamite and creating a big, gorey mess that you both to clean up, only to fling one of his arms behind a table to be found later. Finding Rudolf's nose, elf corpses used as throwing knife targets, letters to Santa, and even empty Jack Daniels rip off bottles called "Spack Spaniels" are hilarious little details. The writing is also hilarious, from the bios of your employee records to the spoiled kids sending letters to Santa. I really suggest getting this game because it's hilarious.
Posted 18 April, 2014.
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55 people found this review helpful
6.7 hrs on record (1.7 hrs at review time)
It's not as Pay-to-winny as people say it is. The beginning guns are fun to use, and still balanced if you have enough skill to kill another player. Sure you can use real money to buy in-game guns, but you can also use your skill point currency thingy, or do what I do: rarely buy new guns. It's not a big problem and there are not many third-person shooters out there, more or less free to play. I love TPS's and I think you should give it a try, it's free anyways.
Posted 10 April, 2014.
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3 people found this review helpful
28.5 hrs on record (7.6 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
Two friends and I brutally murdered a person with a fire axe because he wouldn't hand over the shirt on his back.

10/10 Great game.
Posted 9 January, 2014.
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24.9 hrs on record (20.3 hrs at review time)
One of the best online games out there. An upfront fee with no monthly subscriptions and at $20 it is worth every penny. With the three different classes, there is a spot for everybody. Please get this.
Posted 25 November, 2013.
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2 people found this review helpful
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55.4 hrs on record (3.4 hrs at review time)
I'm Commander Shepard and Comfy Simulator is my favorite game on the citadel.
Posted 18 July, 2013.
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