Recent reviews by Knight

[Terrifying Presence] I will cast down your Codex and bask in the dying agony of those who hold it dear.

"no"
"nO"

I made the mistake of not buying the GOTY.
And I made an even greater mistake by buying two DLCs in Steam Sale which costs more than the GOTY.
What am I doing with my life?
Anyways 10/10

How to play the "pro" way
1. Rush A/B
2. YOLO
3. Die
4. Get scolded by your teammates and get kicked

9/11 "It makes me moist" -George Bush

I am running a laptop, so I downloaded 8.2 GBs for nothing.
10/10

Ah, Team Fortress 2. A game where you can make people ragequit with your scunt abilities, kill 2 skoots at once and even kill yourself in the process with Soldier, give your enemies free Vitamin D with Pyro, drink like there is no tomorrow and somehow kill people even when you're drunk with Demoman, Spawncamp with Heavy, Spawncamp with Engi, Be God for 8 seconds with MeeM, piss off people with ye good Sniper abilities, and be a Spycrab with Lord Spy.

But wait!

There's something in this game that pissed me off..
My Haunted Hundkopf..
Not Usable in Crafting or Tradable...
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VOLVO PLS MAKE EVERY ITEM TRADABLE OR AT LEAST MAKE A TOOL THAT CAN MAKE IT TRADABLE

I have a few suggestions for factions:
Xen
Troops:
Headcrabs - Can jump on the head of enemies and you can then control them. Training Time: 12 Seconds
Fast Headcrabs - Fast versions of headcrabs. Same as the normal one, but makes the controlled unit fast. TT: 18 S
Poison Headcrabs - Can kill enemies in one hit, but low health. TT: 21 S
Zombie - Refugees controlled by headcrabs. TT: 17 S
Fast Zombie - These poor people had their skin rot, causing the muscles to show. TT: 24 S Abilities: Jump
Poison Zombie - Tough Zombie with 5 Poison Headcrabs on its body and head. Can throw Poison Headcrabs. Really tough but slow speed. TT: 40 S Abilities: Throw Headcrab
Zombine - Combine Soldiers who were attacked by Headcrabs, they, too, pose a threat to the Resistance and the Combine. TT: 32 S Abilities: Grenade

Researchables
Weapons - Some zombies have a 20% chance to spawn with weapons.
Explosives - Make zombies have explosives on their back. Great for destroying buildings.
Intelligence - Zombies are smarter, they can now man turrets.

Thats all my ideas for now.

Played a match, got killed because I jumped off of a window.
10/10

Now I know why every single Half Life player wants part 3. EVEN ME. HL3 PLS