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And so it begins...

Make your first kill.
Unlocked 18 Sep @ 1:30pm

Oh, you press F1!

Start the second level.
Unlocked 18 Sep @ 1:37pm

Dirty knees

Duck under a rocket.
Unlocked 18 Sep @ 1:30pm

Forrest Gump

Run for 5 minutes.
Unlocked 18 Sep @ 1:38pm

Patrick Bateman

Make 100 kills.
Unlocked 18 Sep @ 1:46pm

Dexter

Make 1000 kills.
Unlocked 29 Sep @ 9:24am

Half-mast hard-on

Complete level 10.
Unlocked 30 Sep @ 6:25am

Get a girlfriend

Complete the game.
Unlocked 30 Sep @ 1:20pm

From my cold, dead hands

Complete a level with less than 10 health.
Unlocked 30 Sep @ 6:22am

NOPE! Chuck Testa.

Fight an ostrich.
Unlocked 30 Sep @ 6:22am

You want our autograph too?

Watch all the credits.
Unlocked 30 Sep @ 1:19pm

The Hell's Fargo Wagon

Firebomb the band.
Unlocked 18 Sep @ 1:57pm

Took a banger in the mouth

Take a rocket to the face.
Unlocked 18 Sep @ 1:30pm

I'm afraid I just blue myself!

Commit suicide.
Unlocked 18 Sep @ 1:31pm

Bad touch!

Touch someone while burning.
Unlocked 18 Sep @ 1:41pm



How Kevorkian!

Perform your first execution.

Mickey and Mallory

Make 10000 kills.
2,242 / 10,000

Bulletstorm

Fire 1,000,000 bullets.
41,889 / 1,000,000

Peter North would be proud

Hit 100,000 targets.
21,069 / 100,000

Holes is holes

Take 10,000 hits.
4,565 / 10,000

Z for Zachariah

Complete the game having killed everything.

Boondock Saint

Complete the game without letting any non-hostile NPCs die

I swear, the AR is for hunting!

Complete the game using only the M16.

Army of One

Use every weapon in the game.

Ballmer Baller

Play the Mac or Linux version of the game.

Never nude-ist

Kill a naked person.

Sissy

Enable cheats.