Oh my gyatt your little bussy is so tight im literally creaming inside it as we speak ooooooooooohhhhhhhhhh yeah let me spit in there so it glides in and out gracefully like a worm in a dirt hole hoooly god im bussing again AAAAAHHHH...... Thanks for letting me use your cute little patootie like a fleshlight my darling...... I'll see you tomorrrow....

hey, lets go patry in cs go

hi mate, can you add me? just for a quick chat

hello mate, can you send me friend request? I have something for you

hey, i cant send you friend request, so can you add me please? its urgent

Mal: "Don't worry, I'm not gonna start any sword fights -- I'm over that
phase."
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I had no shoes and I pitied myself. Then I met a man who had no feet,
so I took his shoes.
-- Dave Barry
🙂
Lucy Liu: That was incredible, Bender. You're like Jackie Chan
before he got all doughy.
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Friendships last when each friend thinks he has a slight superiority
over the other.
-- Honore DeBalzac
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There's nothing like a girl with a plunging neckline to keep a man on his toes.
😍
The energy produced by the breaking down of the atom is a very poor kind
of thing. Anyone who expects a source of power from the transformation
of these atoms is talking moonshine.
-- Ernest Rutherford, after he had split the atom for
the first time
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A shy teenage boy finally worked up the nerve to give a gift to
Madonna, a young puppy. It hitched its waggin' to a star.
😲