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WE ARE TRUE HOMIE'S...
WE RIDE TOGETHER...
WE DIE TOGETHER...
Send this gun to everyone you care about including me if you care about me. See how many times you get this, if you get 12 you're a 'TRUE HOMIE'
We got the hamburger 🍔🍟
We got the dab 😂🔥💯
We got that special sauce 😋💧
♥♥♥♥♥ that syrup 🍶🍼🍷
We don't ♥♥♥♥ with plankton 😤😡💢
Makin it clear 👌
Lemme get a number 8 🎵💪
I want that Krabby Patty🍔
on that plate 💯✔
I want that lettuce 🌿❓
And I want tomato 🍅 ❗
And I want them fries 🍟😋
And I will be straight😂👫💯👑
So you just wanted that 8 😮😑
Krabby Patty🍔🐮
You not getting no shake🍹😢
But it is what it is😁⚡
You afford what you pay 💎👋💰
Thinking squid getting fired😜😱🙊
he late⏳💯🅱
Oh by the way❓❓
We got cookies and cream❗❗
With the filling inside❕❕
If you know what I mean😘👌👈
You can go head and get it 😋🔥💵
If not you still straight👊👌💢
We'll get your order ready 🍔🍟
we not gon' be late⏳🕐😋
SPONGE LETS GET IT🔥🔥🔥
Seems like a pretty cool and funny dude to play with, he does abuse me from time to time, but that's okay! :D On occasions though, he does offer me up as some kind of ♥♥♥♥♥♥ up ritual and rapes me...ₕₑₗₚ ₘₑ
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If you can't think of anyone you haven't declared jihad against, You may be a Muslim.
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If you were amazed to discover that cell phones have uses other than setting off roadside bombs, You may be a Muslim.
If you have nothing against women and think every man should own at least four, You may be a Muslim.
If you find this offensive and don't forward it, You may be a Muslim
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- 1x Ultra HD Backdoor Sluts 9 $12.99
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It's COOL to be gay!
Post this on the wall of a homosexual friend and tell them how COOL they are