HAPPY SPANKSGIVING


ITS SPANKSGIVING ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥! On this day many years ago the SLUTTY PILGRIMS sailed across the ASSlantic HOEcean in a quest to find more ♥♥♥♥♥ to SUCK! With the NAUGHTY NATIVES, they gathered around the dinner table and had our nation’s very 1st GANGBANG! We honor their ORGY every year by giving THANKS to all that’s important to us: Family, Friends, Freedom, and ♥♥♥♥! So grab your BUNS, squeeze those BREASTS, and shove a cornaCOPIOUS amount of ♥♥♥♥ into that hungry HOLE! Ladies, just like THOTSgiving turkey, it’s time to throw your legs in the air and prepare to get STUFFED! After dinner, it’s time for CUMPKIN PIE!! Show Daddy how thankful you are and LICK his WishBONE til he gets as HARD as PlyMOUTH rock and shoot his HOMEMADE GRAVY! Midnight, starts BLACKFRIDAY so send this to THOTS you are thankful for! If you get back, you’ll be getting your corn CREAMED. Get back or more, and the BIGGEST, GIRTHIEST, BLACKFRIDAY ♥♥♥♥ is ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ YOUR WAY AT MIDNIGHT

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I used to voice furry pornography

I voice acted for furry pornography to buy my Fiancé her dream gun, 15 minutes ago she and I watched a gay furry porno I voice acted(Where I had to jack off and moan very loudly) and she commented "Damn, that kinda sounds like you." I will bring this secret to the grave.

Edit: Nevermind she found out, I am gonna die

Edit 2: I lost NNN

heheheha

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