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19.7 hrs on record (8.5 hrs at review time)
This game is the best game I have ever played. To start off, I'd like to say I never play that many platformers, and am quite bad at them. This game has very good humor and game play. But those aren't the best parts. The lore and story are so amazing, it honestly felt like a book (In a good way) and almost like squid was a real person, even though it is single player. I honestly felt like i had made a friend by the end of this game. I followed the game development for all 4 years, and let me say, the wait was worth it!
Posted 24 November, 2023.
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6.1 hrs on record (1.4 hrs at review time)
This game is so great! I've already cleaned a biome, met a friend, and figured out how to do all sorts of stuff! its so satisfying and fun!!!
Posted 17 November, 2023.
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2.3 hrs on record (0.2 hrs at review time)
When I first got this game, I thought it was just gonna be another 2d fighting game. HOLY ♥♥♥♥ WAS I WRONG. I haven't played too much, but this is such a masterpiece. Honestly one of the best I've played ever.
Posted 17 November, 2023.
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1.2 hrs on record (0.7 hrs at review time)
Honk Honk
Posted 25 September, 2023.
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1 person found this review helpful
1.0 hrs on record
---{ Graphics }---
☐ You forget what reality is
☐ Beautiful
☐ Good
☐ Decent
☑ Bad
☐ Don‘t look too long at it
☐ MS-DOS

---{ Gameplay }---
☐ Very good
☐ Good
☐ It's just gameplay
☐ Mehh
☑ Watch paint dry instead
☐ Just don't

---{ Audio }---
☐ Eargasm
☐ Very good
☑ Good
☐ Not too bad
☐ Bad
☐ I'm now deaf

---{ Audience }---
☑ Kids
☑ Teens
☐ Adults
☐ Grandma

---{ PC Requirements }---
☐ Check if you can run paint
☐ Potato
☑ Decent
☐ Fast
☐ Rich boi
☐ Ask NASA if they have a spare computer

---{ Difficulty }---
☐ Just press 'W'
☐ Easy
☐ Easy to learn / Hard to master
☐ Significant brain usage
☑ Difficult
☐ Dark Souls

---{ Grind }---
☐ Nothing to grind
☐ Only if u care about leaderboards/ranks
☐ Isn't necessary to progress
☐ Average grind level
☑ Too much grind
☐ You'll need a second life for grinding

---{ Story }---
☑ No Story
☐ Some lore
☐ Average
☐ Good
☐ Lovely
☐ It'll replace your life

---{ Game Time }---
☐ Long enough for a cup of coffee
☐ Short
☐ Average
☐ Long
☑ To infinity and beyond

---{ Price }---
☑ It's free!
☐ Worth the price
☐ If it's on sale
☐ If u have some spare money left
☐ Not recommended
☐ You could also just burn your money

---{ Bugs }---
☐ Never heard of
☐ Minor bugs
☐ Can get annoying
☐ ARK: Survival Evolved
☑ The game itself is a big terrarium for bugs

---{ ? / 10 }---
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☐ 10

wasted an hour of my time.
Dani is the goat but this game sucks

Posted 22 September, 2023.
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32.1 hrs on record (4.3 hrs at review time)
AMAZING
Posted 19 September, 2023.
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13.8 hrs on record (10.8 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
Please dont use this. get Kovaaks or Aimbeast. They made everything so bad. You can't see insights, paid AI features, bugs, bad tasks. Just bad overall and i would not recommend it. THEY HAVE ALL OF THE INFO BEHIND A $10/ MONTH SUBSCRIPTION, WHILST I COULD PAY $10 ONCE AND GET A BETTER AIM TRAINER. What were you thinking, devs?
Posted 14 May, 2023. Last edited 14 May, 2023.
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2,845.9 hrs on record (710.2 hrs at review time)
CS:GO Review
Very good game please give me cs2 test:) Thanks!
Posted 24 March, 2023.
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2,245.7 hrs on record (2,180.9 hrs at review time)
I used to enjoy this game. EA got greedy and instead of fixing actual problems (Audio, Cheaters, Multiplayer, Servers) and improving the game, and making it FUN for people, which used to be the only thing this game did, they got greedy and put useless microtransactions and skins with no extra content. No more town takeovers, thematics, arenas, anything. This game is dying. Let it bleed out.
Posted 23 January, 2022. Last edited 29 July, 2024.
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