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31 of 50 (62%) achievements earned:
Personal Achievements
 

New Kid On The Block

You have joined the KKK.
Unlocked 9 Mar, 2014 @ 8:02am

First Day in South Park

You completed your first day in South Park.
Unlocked 9 Mar, 2014 @ 10:20am

KKK Hero

You defeated the High Jew Elf Kyle in battle.
Unlocked 10 Mar, 2014 @ 12:03pm

Elven Hero

You defeated the Grand Wizard Cartman in battle.
Unlocked 1 Jan, 2016 @ 2:59pm

Nonconformist

You befriended the Goths, like everyone else playing this game.
Unlocked 9 Mar, 2014 @ 11:04pm

Gingivitis

Gingers have bitten you 3 times without you blocking.
Unlocked 10 Mar, 2014 @ 11:05am

Made This for You

You flung a turd of your own creation at an enemy.
Unlocked 9 Mar, 2014 @ 4:32am

Inside Joke

While inside Mr. Slave, you summoned Mr. Slave.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2016 @ 7:15am

Are We Cool?

You found Jesus while playing as a Jew.
Unlocked 8 Mar, 2014 @ 12:14pm

Parkeologist

You opened all of the garages in South Park.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2016 @ 7:36am

Irritable Bowels

You shat your pants during a boss battle.
Unlocked 9 Mar, 2014 @ 7:54am

Dragon Wrath

You knocked out 3 or more enemies with a single fart outside of battle.
Unlocked 1 Jan, 2016 @ 10:01am

Outpatient

You defeated Princess Kenny while living with Dire AIDS.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2016 @ 7:03am

Shutout

You successfully blocked every enemy attack in a single (non-tutorial) battle.
Unlocked 9 Mar, 2014 @ 4:17am

Stay Down

You farted on 10 enemies in the world that were knocked out.
Unlocked 1 Jan, 2016 @ 2:36pm

Avenger

You defeated 3 enemies in one battle while your buddy was knocked out.
Unlocked 8 Mar, 2014 @ 7:04am

Poco Chinpoko

You collected 5 Chinpokomon.
Unlocked 8 Mar, 2014 @ 7:30am

Chinpoko loco

You collected 15 Chinpokomon.
Unlocked 10 Mar, 2014 @ 10:51am

Daddy Issues

You befriended your father.
Unlocked 11 Mar, 2014 @ 6:59am

More Popular Than Jesus

You made friends with half of South Park.
Unlocked 11 Mar, 2014 @ 10:40pm

Junk Peddler

You sold 300 junk items.
Unlocked 2 Apr, 2014 @ 10:04am

Stick Savior

You defeated Princess Kenny and recovered the Stick of Truth.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2016 @ 7:03am

Canadian Handshake

You've farted on people 100 times.
Unlocked 11 Mar, 2014 @ 7:17am

Pulling Mud

In three separate battles, you've taken a shit in your pants.
Unlocked 9 Mar, 2014 @ 9:51am

Shopaholic

You have collected half of the available costume sets.
Unlocked 12 Mar, 2014 @ 11:08pm

Too Far

You farted on the corpse of an aborted Nazi Zombie fetus.
Unlocked 12 Mar, 2014 @ 8:55am

Friends in Strange Places

You befriended both crab people and gnomes.
Unlocked 12 Mar, 2014 @ 11:08pm

Weapon Proficiency

Over the course of the game, you've scored 100 perfect attacks.
Unlocked 10 Mar, 2014 @ 11:53am

Skilled Defender

Over the course of the game, you've blocked 100 attacks.
Unlocked 9 Mar, 2014 @ 5:01am

Mastery

You've unlocked all of the upgrades for a New Kid ability.
Unlocked 12 Mar, 2014 @ 8:53am

Make it Rain!

You've spent $500.
Unlocked 2 Apr, 2014 @ 10:04am



Day Walker

You defeated the Boss Hall Monitor while wearing freckles.

For the Hoarder

You completed the game without selling any items.

Truth to Power

You farted on four major authority figures.

Dog Whistle

You've farted on a dog while in gnome form.

Just Saying Hi

You've farted on every buddy in the game.

Re-Buttal

You interrupted 5 channel attacks by using a fart.

Heisenberg

You defeated the Meth Tweekers while wearing the Evil Cartman goatee and bald cap.

No Child Left Behind

You completed the game and never ended a battle with your buddy knocked out.

Chinpokolypse

You collected all of the Chinpokomon.

More Popular Than John Lennon

Everyone in South Park is your friend.

Ass of Fire

You defeated 20 enemies using Cartman's Ass.

Animal Cruelty

You've farted on animals 25 times.

Clothes Whore

You've collected all of the available costumes.

You bastards!

You've let Kenny die in combat 10 times over the course of the game.

Full Arsenal

You own all the weapons and costumes available in the game.
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