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Achievement

This is an achievement.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2014 @ 1:49pm

Welcome back!

Quit the game and then start it again.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2014 @ 1:16pm

You can't jump

No seriously, we disabled it.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2014 @ 2:04pm

Go outside

Don't play The Stanley Parable for five years.
Unlocked 26 Oct, 2021 @ 3:04pm



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Click on door 430 five times.

Click on door 430 five times.

Commitment

Play The Stanley Parable for the entire duration of a Tuesday.

Speed run

Complete The Stanley Parable in under 4 minutes 22 seconds (not including load times)

Beat the game

Complete The Stanley Parable.

Unachievable

It is impossible to get this achievement.