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Unlocked 9 Aug, 2019 @ 8:02am

Click on door 430 five times.

Click on door 430 five times.
Unlocked 9 Aug, 2019 @ 9:19am

Achievement

This is an achievement.
Unlocked 29 Jun, 2017 @ 12:29pm

Welcome back!

Quit the game and then start it again.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2017 @ 4:42am

Speed run

Complete The Stanley Parable in under 4 minutes 22 seconds (not including load times)
Unlocked 9 Aug, 2019 @ 9:56am

You can't jump

No seriously, we disabled it.
Unlocked 29 Jun, 2017 @ 12:47pm

Go outside

Don't play The Stanley Parable for five years.
Unlocked 31 Aug @ 4:06am

Beat the game

Complete The Stanley Parable.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2017 @ 5:02am

Unachievable

It is impossible to get this achievement.
Unlocked 9 Aug, 2019 @ 7:56am



Commitment

Play The Stanley Parable for the entire duration of a Tuesday.