I've seen Ichi play, he doesn't even use a monitor. He visualizes the map in a detailed rendering, completely in his mind. He has a biological wallhack; his godlike perception highlights all enemies within light-years. His eyes are closed as his mouse gracefully swerves across the table, making immaculate twitches as he flicks from head to head. The bullets that escape his gun barrel are surgical; each making a deadly strike in between his opponent's eyes.

Hey Ichi, remember that time we were playing CS:GO and you thought you were a ninja? You were sneaking around with a Desert Eagle, trying to be all stealthy, but then you accidentally jumped off a crate and startled the whole enemy team! They probably heard your 'Ninja yell' halfway across the map! 🐢😂 Good times, man! Let's team up again soon and create more hilarious moments together!

O────────────────O
█▓██▄────────────█
█▓▓░▀▄▀░░░░░░░░░░█
█▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀█
█────────────────█

could have just gone to sleep

-1 kept ramming me off in mx bikes

-1 shot my peepee in csgo, wtf is wrong with this guy

-1 rep very low skill teammate