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24 of 24 (100%) achievements earned:
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Exume To Consume

Discovered all of the artifacts buried in sand
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2020 @ 1:54am

Data mole

Smuggle a carrier pigeon into the next level
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2018 @ 1:26pm

Saliva Surrogate

Assist a saliva deficient individual by fulfilling their stationary needs
Unlocked 1 Jun, 2019 @ 5:07pm

Essence of Pigeon

Spray 3 people with pheromones
Unlocked 1 Jan, 2018 @ 1:11pm

Conversationalist

Talk to 3 inanimate cardboard boxes
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2020 @ 1:31am

Serious Degaussing Skills

Degauss 4 undercover agents in the park
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2020 @ 1:26am

Long Distance Charges

Dial all phone menu options
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2020 @ 1:34am

Verbal Morality Statute

Dial various four letter words into the Nippon Telnet phone terminal
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2020 @ 1:28am

Face Infectors

Defeat a microscopic squadron of bacteriophage
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2018 @ 1:17pm

Insurance Premiums Increase

Shatter all vases in the shop
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2018 @ 1:50pm

Spongiform Encephalopathy

Consume one brain steeped sandwich
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2018 @ 1:48pm

Above And Beyond The Spider of Duty

Collect all 8 spiders in the restaurant
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2020 @ 1:41am

Around The World In 80 Puns

Visit all travel destinations in the world
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2020 @ 1:49am

Hasselhoff In A Pinch

Rescue the drowning man in the swimming pool
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2018 @ 2:17pm

Heroine Chic

Apply lipstick VERY generously to your face
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2018 @ 2:34pm

Jacques Voyeur: Room Explorer

Explore other guest rooms at the resort
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2018 @ 2:30pm

Don't Get Involved

Kiss 3 people while wearing lipstick
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2020 @ 1:57am

But She Can Fly...

Win a round of pillow fight
Unlocked 2 May, 2019 @ 3:23pm

DJ Compact Disc Jockey

Scratch 2 compact discs in the bachelor pad
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2020 @ 2:07am

A Kissenger For All Seasons

Get kissed by an unhygienic individual on two separate occasions
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2018 @ 6:06pm

Bloody Mary On The Rocks

Serve a bloody mary
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2018 @ 6:06pm

Breaking The Mold

Consume vast quantities of jelly to fulfill ethical responsibilities
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2018 @ 6:06pm

Clean As A Whistle

Find and utilize a bidet
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2020 @ 2:08am

Polyplegic

Land awkwardly while diving at the pool
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2018 @ 2:51pm