Of ______course it's the murder weapon. Who would frame someone with a fake?
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Barney: Boy, you never stop eating and you don't gain a pound.

Homer: It's my metaba-ma-lism. I guess I'm just one of the lucky ones.

The Way We Was
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<Tali> be vewwy vewwy qwuiet .. I'm huntin wuntime ewwos
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[the Griffins have been invited for dinner at the Campbells, a family of nudists]
Dotty Campbell: Peter, can I get you a beer? I've got Bush. [Peter unwillingly looks down at Dotty's crotch]
Dotty Campbell: Oh, and Bush Lite.
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Wash: "I am a large, semi-muscular man. I can take it. Don't hide behind Mal
because you know he'll shoot it down!"

Zoe: "Right. Becaue what this marriage needs is one more shouting match.
Wash: No, what this marriage needs is one less husband. Right now it's kind of
crowded."
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Reputation, adj.:
What others are not thinking about you.
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-rep will steal skins and hacks

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+rep

+rep traded my awp assimove for his p2k pulse

+rep lovely guy