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WE TRUE SCHLOMOS
WE JEW TOGETHER
WE GET HOLOCAUSTED TOGETHER
Send this SHEKEL to everyone you care about including me if you care. C how many times you get this, if you get 6,000,000 your A TRUE SCHLOMO

when you take a look back in life. and remember all the cringey things you did" I hurt myself today...
"when you forgot to post a meme since last month" * walks into crusty crab
"when you die to a default in fortnite and says he wants to f@*k your famliy" yes FBI? I would like to report a criminal
"random guy on the internet. *tells kid to die. *dies. random guy. I never meant for him to do that....
"when you spend 43 minutes fighting a boss a few levels higher then you. and the boss kills you." this is beyond stupid
"well, well, well, you tore my seemingly invincible flex tape with just your bare hands, what shall I dub you mister? *looks at shaggy at 100% of his power
"half life fans: half life 3 never releases. I mad. TWD fans: clem is teased to die in the final season: *guns are heard being loaded in the background.
"when its been 0.1 seconds since you donated to the box in RDR2. Mrs grimshaw: * H E A V Y B R E A T H I N G

"normal commercials: level 1 crook"
"super bowl commercials: level 100 boss
"when you are losing an internet argument: N"
"wow what a hard day of work I better sit back and calm: *starts rust
"*people in real life: polite and take care off another no matter their differences"
"also people in real life that play Gmod military RP: alrightstepbackfolksordie.backthehellupbudddyorgettheshortendofthebarrel"
"me:encounters a member of any fandom that is cringe
"also me: B E G O N E U N H O L Y G H O S T"
"Arthur: coughs
"dad: why the hell are you crying so damn loud?

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owning half life 2 on the xbox: great game!
"owning half life 2 on steam: A S E N D E D
" Eli:The radiation levels in the citidel are off the charts I don't think you and gorden can make it. Alyx: But Gorden has a hazard suit he can survive the radiation. Eli: but Alyx where is Gorden's helmat?
"alright folks we made it. keep a low profile and- G I M M E A L L O F Y O U R M O N E Y N O W T O U G H G U Y ."
"resident evil 7 fans: *loses forearm: this is fine
"outlast fans: *loses only a few fingers: T H A T S T O U G H

'when you see Arthur morgan in red dead redemption 2 for the first time" you sheen lenny?
"what are we doing next dutch?" (insert complex mathmatical theries and equations here) *sniff.... money.
"when you meet a sqeaker (child) in an online game" I dunno if you are cute.. or the reason china has 50% of americas market"