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Recent reviews by Markenzo 🚬

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8.7 hrs on record (4.2 hrs at review time)
already having mental breakdowns
Posted 8 November, 2023.
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128.9 hrs on record (59.4 hrs at review time)
This game is truly one of the best experiences i have ever had, the lore is interesting, the combat is diabolical, great map, cool weapons/items and defeating bosses felt rewarding. The game may not be perfect, there are some bugs, and some ♥♥♥♥ bosses *cough* Foreskin Duo *cough*. But honestly, what game doesnt have those kind of problems? It's common, and its just how it is. After defeating Malenia and Foreskin Duo, i felt relief and joy that it was over with those bosses, genuinely some of the worst boss experiences i have ever had in my life. Eitherway i would really recommend this to anyone honestly, but maybe after playing this it would be hard to get into the older Souls games, so maybe try playing DS1 or DS3 first (i have heard too much about DS2 that i am never going to play it). 10/10 deserved GOTY.

update (after dlc release): ♥♥♥♥ consort radahn
Posted 29 October, 2023. Last edited 6 July.
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56.3 hrs on record (37.6 hrs at review time)
Truly one of the best game experiences i have ever had in my life. When i finished the game, i felt euphoric, and sad, i thought "its all over now, i wont be able to experience this for the first time again". I tried NG+, and it wasnt the same for me, i dont usually play through a game after finishing it, but eitherway this game is an absolute masterpiece. I highly recommend it to anyone who would like to start in the Souls-like genre. (was my first Souls game)

Update: Played through the game including the DLC's again (from scratch, and i didn't have the DLC's when i played it for the first time). It is now even more of a masterpiece for me, although i didn't like the ass whooping i got from Midir (hardest boss in the game idc). Playing through again with the DLC's felt even more rewarding. Truly one of the greatest games of all time still.
Posted 14 October, 2023. Last edited 1 January.
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247.3 hrs on record (206.4 hrs at review time)
Love when 12 year olds scream the n-word and curse my bloodline
Posted 24 November, 2022.
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1 person found this review helpful
84.0 hrs on record (54.6 hrs at review time)
Pretty good game but the stupid ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ bots are unnecesary because everytime i kill a bot, i feel ♥♥♥♥♥♥ about myself because i didnt kill a real person. Overall good game 10/10, sad that its dying, Daddy Shroud at least plays it again, entertaining streams as always.
Posted 8 December, 2020.
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22.4 hrs on record (6.3 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
Brilliant game, would really recommend this, can't wait for the updates that are to come
Posted 13 November, 2020.
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24.2 hrs on record (4.8 hrs at review time)
This game is so fun to melee zombies you like a badass 12/10 #bestzombiegameever
Posted 25 November, 2015.
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2,317.7 hrs on record (296.7 hrs at review time)
CS:GO Review
I had this game since 2014 October and i sucked really huge ♥♥♥♥ when i first time played this game and i sprayed like an idiot i thought it was like COD but i learned and its my favorite pc game #bestgameever 10/10
Posted 24 November, 2015.
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59.8 hrs on record (18.3 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
Unturned is a good survival game it looks like Minecraft but with guns
Posted 23 January, 2015.
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