happy new year cider!

do u think that yoshi gets embarrassed when he poos out eggs in front of mario??? sorry if this ofends anyone but i thought it was a funny thing haha. and i would like to know if any of you have any pics of yoshi pooping an egg while he looks nervous or embarrassed i just want to see it for a few laughs haha. another thing i am wondering is what do you think the eggs smell like haha im just curious for laughs haha i would like to smell them

if 76561198050516131 has a million fans, i'm one of them. if 76561198050516131 has ten fans, i'm one of them. if 76561198050516131 has no fans, that means i'm no more on the earth. if world against 76561198050516131, i'm against the world. i love 76561198050516131 till my last breath.. die hard fan of 76561198050516131.. hit like if you think 76561198050516131 best player & smart player in the world

i dont know who you are but i love seeing your comments

happy new year cider :)

Well, well, well, what do we have here? 🕵️‍♂️🤨
Your latest playlist addition has left me in utter disbelief.🤯
Where are the electrifying guitar riffs, the heart pounding drum solos.. t̷͖̓h̴̖̊e̸̗̾ͅ ̴͍̹̂̒ŝ̴̺̫̊c̸̗͑̆r̴͉̊͆e̷̞͝ȃ̵̢́m̷̖̓i̸͉̒n̸̯͐͠g̷̣̣̿?̷͕̓̈ 🎸🥁😱
I need my eardrums to t̴͚̔̑e̷̠̟͔̽͐à̷̼̬r̸̯̝̟͂̒ and my ear canals filled with b̷͕̗͚͖͈̆̓̕l̷̻͆̍o̸̩̅̿̽̄͠o̸͔̻̩͗̀ͅd̵̰͙̃̀͑͝ in order to enjoy music.🤘🩸
I'll have no choice but to bid farewell to your newsletter if the next addition doesn't meet my expectations.📰📧

D.va is the most attractive character in all of Overwatch. Nothing or no one will convince me otherwise. While you middle aged buffoons hopelessly stroke your microscopic slabs of meat to overrated, tasteless ♥♥♥♥♥ like Mercy or Mei, I thoroughly and triumphantly pleasure my beautiful South Korean goddess each and every night. Being not only the youngest hero, but single-handedly and easily the best in the entire roster, D.va is the pinnacle of human achievement. The first thing uncultured, pitiful swines who call themselves "men" often tend to notice in a woman, is her breast size. While D.va's cup size is rather smaller than the flabby chest tumors of the other female characters, this trait only adds more to her captivating feminine charm. If you want to be a fool and cast your judgement on merely looks, even still you will notice that D.va completely obliterates any competition whatsoever. With her slender body, lovely hazel eyes and well-conditioned medium long hair, you

back to tf2 o.o

"Remember, life is like a jar of pickles—sometimes sour, sometimes dill-icious, but always worth a hilarious face when you accidentally squirt pickle juice in your eye."
- Socrates

Once upon a time, a panda named Phil embarked on a quest for the ultimate snack. He hopped on a unicycle, wearing a Viking helmet and a tutu, and pedaled through a chocolate river. Suddenly, a squirrel named Mr. Nutkins appeared, juggling flaming acorns while singing show tunes. They formed a peculiar duo, performing impromptu dance routines for confused onlookers. Eventually, they stumbled upon a vending machine stocked with broccoli. Disappointed, they started a protest demanding 24/7 access to pizza. The protest failed, but their friendship blossomed over a shared love of nonsensical adventures and a mutual dislike for broccoli.

techmology will save us all

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Tarnished, a word. I heard you conspired with Ranni the Witch. I understand. The need for puppet gush is strong. Do you think I've not felt it? In my quest to be all knowing, I too have known the draw to the blue cunny. With 'er four arms, think of all the things that she could do to it- your tarnished tackle. And then imagine ten more. Just tell me this: When she was miniature and in your grasp, did ye... stick 'er in a jar? And did ye fill that jar with your tarnished seed? I'd do the same if given the chance. Be on your way then. To the capital.

Time is running out. Do you know Jesus as your Lord and Savior? Romans 3:23 tells us “For all have sinned, and come short of the glory of God,” Romans 6:23 tells us that “For the wages of sin is death; but the gift of God is eternal life through Jesus Christ our Lord.” Jesus is the only way to Heaven. We all have sin, and that sin deserves Hell, that’s what we deserve for our sins. But the best news ever is that God gave us His only begotten Son, Jesus Christ, to die for us and pay the price we never could. Jesus died for us on the cross as took on all our shame, and guilt, and torture, and torment we deserve for our sins, and the just and righteous wrath of God that we deserve for our sins, and all of our sins, past, and present, and future, upon Himself, and Jesus died for us on the cross. Jesus did all this for us. Jesus died for us. Jesus paid it all for us! How sooooooo infinitely beyond unbelievably amazing is that?

HAPPY NEW YEAR!

merry christmass cider !!

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I want to RP a with a daddy playing league and calling me cute, I would like some sexual comments when I do something good and get treated like a sweet little pie. Maybe after the game we can talk about how well we played and send pics >,,< I like getting spoiled alott so it's massive turn on for me too..... DM? Preferably d2+ players

I want to RP a with a daddy playing league and calling me cute, I would like some sexual comments when I do something good and get treated like a sweet little pie. Maybe after the game we can talk about how well we played and send pics >,,< I like getting spoiled alott so it's massive turn on for me too..... DM? Preferably d2+ players

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If one ☝ was to do the dance 🐲💃 with no 🚫 pants 👖 with a frog 🐸, what diseases 😷🤒🤢 would one ☝ contract 📃?

I'm 💘 not saying 🗣 I 👥 would ever 😠 do this or anything 💰, I 👁 just want 😍 to know 🤔 if some one ☝ in public 🙈⛱😳 or some McDonald's 🍔 employee 😼👌💥 that's ✔ a closeted 37 🔺 year 📅 old 👴🏻 male 👬👅⤴ named 📛 Kevin 👱🏼 asks 🙏 me this question ❓, what would be the answer 🤤 to help 🆘 them on 🔛 their frog 🐸 f\*\*king 🌬🌨 journey 🏔🏃.

Update 🚨:


LET 👫 ME CLARIFY 👁 I 👁 DON'T 🚫 WANT 😋 SO HAVE A SEXUAL 🍆 INTERACTION 🤝 WITH A FROG 🐸!

thank u cider

do u still have that why is my life not an anime copy pasta i need it

thank you

I break into Tiffany's at midnight. Do I go for the vault? No, I go for the chandelier. It's priceless. As I'm taking it down, a woman catches me. She tells me to stop. It's her father's business. She's Tiffany. I say no. We make love all night. In the morning, the cops come and I escape in one of their uniforms. I tell her to meet me in Mexico, but I go to Canada. I don't trust her. Besides, I like the cold. Thirty years later, I get a postcard. I have a son and he's the chief of police. This is where the story gets interesting. I tell Tiffany to meet me in Paris by the Trocadero. She's been waiting for me all these years. She's never taken another lover. I don't care. I don't show up. I go to Berlin. That's where I stashed the chandelier.

My prostitute and I live together. I brought my cat with us to the new place and my prostitute won’t stop farting on it. It’s gotten so bad to where whenever she feels like she needs to fart, she’ll search for the cat so she can fart on it. I doubt the cat cares because it’s a cat but I’ve told my prostitute to stop being mean to it and she says that’s just how she shows affection. But she doesn’t fart on me so that doesn’t make sense? Idk what to do I’ve asked her to stop but she just can’t apparently. She said she has to.

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I had a great dream where we superglued your ass to my thighs and then the rest of my life was a perpetual ejaculation in you and we lived happily ever after

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I'm in bed next to you. I'm glad you can't sleep. Even if you were, I have to wake you up... from the inside.

I think it's important to conserve your s*men, because it takes a lot of energy and nutrients for your body to make it. The energy your body uses to make it should be going into the rest of your life: thinking, growing and repairing your body, being active, worshiping God, etc.

Also, the time you spend doing it might be better spent elsewhere sometimes.

But every now and then it's not a super big deal. Sex is meant to be enjoyed, when you can do it in a spiritually uplifting manner. You kinda have to go by feel. Sometimes it's better to do it than to torture yourself. But keep efficient use of energy as your main goal. It's God's gift to you.

Hey! I just wanted to say that you are special in every way. Just be yourself and never hesitate to intolerant in toxicity towards others. Be positive and don't forget the perception of being humble. By that said, have an excellent day.

BRO IS THIS THE REAL LORD DIVISION 1 MINDHIJACKER

I need some p*ssy.

Wet Succulent Dripping Honey
Suckle-Like Sweet Marinated
Dark Skin Smooth Waxed P*ssy
I Will Not Even Penetrate It.
I Just Ponder At Thy Glory.

[12:07 AM]
cider:
Yes I am a swallowing expert

I am a Reckful viewer - a smart and sophisticated individual who's thirst for intellectual stimulation is only quenched by being around other intellectuals like myself. This is the reason I watch Byron, who doesn't only share my intelligence, but also the unhappiness that extremely intelligent individuals live with in this society full of uneducated cretins. Sincerely - a guy with above average intelligence.

↣ A 𝓼𝓶𝓲𝓵𝓮 can bring people closer.
↣ Be 𝓱𝓪𝓹𝓹𝔂.
↣ Try to stay 𝓹𝓸𝓼𝓲𝓽𝓲𝓿𝓮.
↣ 𝓡𝓮𝓵𝓪𝔁, don't be too stressed out.
↣ Yesterday is 𝓱𝓲𝓼𝓽𝓸𝓻𝔂 , Tomorrow is a 𝓶𝔂𝓼𝓽𝓮𝓻𝔂 , But today is a 𝓰𝓲𝓯𝓽 , That is why it is called 𝓹𝓻𝓮𝓼𝓮𝓷𝓽. - 𝓜𝓪𝓼𝓽𝓮𝓻 𝓞𝓸𝓰𝔀𝓪𝔂

Everything was calm and peaceful when I woke up this morning, but now I am feeling the urge of opening a bra and sliding my hands inside...

Please allow me the pleasure.

Expat from Europe living in Singapore - 39 yrs, brown eyes, 180 cm, 70 kg.

My friends! From the bottom of my heart, thanks for all the incredible years and unforgettable memorys.

It is time for a new chapter in my life.

I am going to be starting on an education, that has to do with growing fruits, vegetables and etc.

The biggest 2 reasons of why I am doing this:
1. We only have 1 life to live, do what makes you happy
2. I have already spent 1/3 of my life infront of the computer


I am not going to play games regularly anymore. This is not the end completely though, I will still stream for fun but rarely


Again, thanks for everything guys, it has been a pleasure

🌞 ALL THINGS COME TO THOSE WHO WAIT😉⏳ #goodmorning

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LMAO YOUR FRIEND JOE WAS BEING AN AS$HOLE IN GAME TO BOTH TEAMMATES AND OPPONENTS WHILE LOW SCORING.

My friend the top scorer confronted him for being an ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ and terrible in the game with 7k hours. Your friend Joe immediately wanted a 1v1, needless to say he got wrecked by my friend 8-2, what sad is that my friend only has 500 hours. This whole ordeal happened a few days ago and just now he started to delete all negative comments about his ♥♥♥♥♥♥ behaviour and slandered my friend on his profile, he must be so salty and butthurt to do that.

I'm only writing this since the guy blocked me for saying factual info and to humiliate the ♥♥♥♥ face on Steam

My mom's dying in a hospital bed right now. She has early onset dementia. She can barely eat, she can barely drink. She can't go to the bathroom on her own anymore, she can't walk. The only time I can get her to smile is when I show her a picture of her favorite dog. I'm pretty sure she doesn't remember who I am. I've been feeling completely destroyed for the last year. Your nudes just brought me out of it. So beautiful. Keep going. You were an oasis in the desert for me today.

:)

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