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ummm hello its me (pronouns HE/HIM, privilege YES, gamer YES, awesome YES)

haha JK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! XD

once i sat on camputer doing nohting

hmm i wonder if good game??

soo i google, epicly....

and it say look new game called cube world so i of course look at game and get excited :) den i pick 2 of my frends and we play cube world ALL NITE :) :D it was so fun haha i kicked my friend in the balls!!! :DD

lets just say i LOVD IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

fast forward a couple of years, i am now getting huge (FAT) by eating 2 many donuts like homer simpsons, and sad also am
i see old game getting hint of release?? WTFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF?????????????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

me go :I then :O then :OOOOOOOOO (SOYBOY))

but also secretly i go (:I Hmmmmmm, because i skeptical)

anyway, soon game become release on steam (BETA VERSION) (A WEEK BEFORE RELEASE ???)
i play and i cry, everything is remade and odd, ermmmm??????????????

not like cub worl of old whwere i spent literally so many time exploring and having a blast and bantering with the boys, now its more like sitting down on pillows on the floor with my male friends drinking soy and playing mario kart and we all call each other out for not ok jokes, its just not the same

kinda cringe?? kinda makes me sad so i cry, its not funny and not epic developer run away because he cant handle it, then why release game that was completely changed from original and expect everyone to like? me not understand anyway i have to take a showre










goood b
ye

dude when i play destiny 1 it was such a relatable gamer moment because when i "beat" the game, i was thoughtings that they were joking i wus like (in jokers voice) "my father was... an alcoholic" HAHA JK
i was like ermm the game ends here??... alright (kinda sad, kinda disappointed... :( )
now destiny 2 come and it kinda weird, but jut sthen!!!

activision is kill SUNGLASSES ON B)

maybe bungie was bad to sign contract with them, and disappoint gamers such as myself (btw im very handsome and intelligent and quite strong so... :) )but then again maybe that failure is will drive them to greater heights never before seen?

time will tell, but u no what they say also? time eats rock.....

maybe time will be nice to bungie or... not so nice.............................................................................................

me hope bungie use failure as motivation to make game good :)

thanks for reading, have a lovelY!! daye!

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haha me take big stick and me swing in jungle like monkey hahahahahaha

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urm hello

yes me likey big videogame

me likey stinky dinky

ooh meesa play big bad scary videogame you scared yes?

oohsa-meehs!!!

meesa start videogame up with middle finger use on button of mouse
big screen black then videogame
haha litel funy men die!!
meesa recruit big scary trolls kill all litel men, maxi-bad killing time!

ohsa nohsa, anit large unit maxi bad!!
unit take big spear and stab big troll in belly, owie zowie!

me now vampire killing all teh livings!!! f3ar me mortulzz!!!!!!

argh!!!! come here living ur dead gonna be!!!
i must feast upon the mortal realm >:)!

hehe teh epiczz :)

dood have u checked out the new videogame?? all the bros r playin it!!

hmm no i havent bedda cheg it out :)

anyway, dis game finna binna funny wunny, but silly dlc GW is run by vulture-human hybrid organisation poised to take over game industry and make human worthless energyball harvestable by evil overlords. we only can react to funny image shown on funny screen and latest game look maxibad!!! wowie me wanna use state sanctioned allowance of new video game number 3 it look so good, much bedda graphics den namba 2!!!

haha funny men on screen die haha im epic overlord now not little pawn like in irl :)
haha fear me litel orcs :)

anyway im sick of games sucking and play if u like but frick dese devs selling you games for ten times the value haha just jking im a serious reviewer so i would never say the truth hahahahahahaha

hello fellow gamers its me

not gonna lie this is definately me when conquering kronus

nobody:

le me: m0ar grey knights!!!!11!!!11!11

much game, such nice 8/8 :)

im not gonna lie

this is DEFINITELY me when when i get deja vû

im not gonna lie

this is definately me when no woman is around

this is good game

name is inspired by bolshevik war criminals who slaughter innocent civilians for make political propaganda

cringy pagans rally upon my standard!!

russian minecraft