+rep Stole my girlfriend, but I can't be that mad. She was always complaining about something, like SHUT UP. Now I can finally get her ♥♥♥♥ out of my house in the middle of the woods that I use to hide from the IRS, those grimy ♥♥♥♥♥ have been after me for years, but I refuse to give them any of my hard-earned money because taxation is clearly theft. That's why I voted for Donald Trump. Wake up people even our president doesn't pay taxes; you should all be less afraid of the IRS and more afraid that Obama bought 1 billion dollars' worth of coffins for FEMA's mass burial sites when the enviable war breaks out once they try to take our guns. The real question is whether or not the lizard people will be on our side or will the government use those DAMN chem trails to control them just as they have been doing to us for thousands of years. All I know is that it's our god given right to own 27 automatic rifles for self-defense and I'll be dammed if I let the government take my ARs

-Rep After a good game in csgo, i added him because he seemed like a cool guy. We got chatting, over the next couple of months we became good friends. Lots of banter, lots of great CS and most importantly true friendship.
I invited him to my house for a csgo lan party. He said he was coming so i was looking forward to meeting him in real life.
When he arrived at my house, he pushed me against the wall and started nibbling my ear, i felt his hard ♥♥♥♥ push against my leg. I punched him and then 1 tapped him. Turns out he was gay. Don't trust this guy.