Recent reviews by HOWBAWDAT

I came to this game for my fetish of chickens. When playing the game, I realized that not every map has chickens on it, so I slowly got angrier with the game... The lack of chickens boiled my blood. CSGO made me angry, Until, I found my dream love, Deathmatch. Chickens on every map, right then.. I'd kick the bots, and chase the chickens around for hours, Until, I got a restraining order.. I had to watch them from my van that I parked near apps in mirage.. Ahh, It was so pleasureable, how I would do it for hours on end (That's why I've got so many afk hours). The chickens are perfect. I play this game for hours on end and the chickens never seize to disappoint me, Ohh chickens, you're my one true love. I can't focus at work anymore.. I only think about chickens, on the way home from work there is a KFC across the street, I walk past it every day. I think of chickens, one time I literally stopped and took a fap to one of the chickens.. Ahh, It was so good..

Chickens
I love them
Ohhh chickens...
Gaben is lord,
chickens are life..
10/10 I love chasing chickens.