Romonia Cigonia

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Do you have a moment to talk about our Lord and Savior Volodymyr Zelensky?

I met this guy in DayZ we had good adventures. Then he started to tell me about his past. His father used to be a sailor and i asked him howthe sailing life was, he told me about his story:"My father and i would sail for long, i never had friends like other kids, the sea was my friend. As soon as I reached puberty i would remember the love story of dad and mom and i realized i needed to find love but i had no social activities except fishing. One day i caught a big fish, it was a great achievement. I liked that fish and in my cabinet ireceived the best and first ever blowjob of my life from the fish. I felt really connected to my beautiful fish. I hid the fish in my fridge for weeks long and had really good s€x with it every night. After a while our whole boat started to smell rotten fish and my father found out about the fish and he instantly realized what i was doing with it. Then he said "it's ok son don't worry, your mother was as beautiful as this fish, I'm proud of you"

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Warning to everyone visiting this mans profile page!

He has been known in real life for committing the follow

-Playing with himself during a CPR tutorial session

-Driving while under the influence

-Attempting to sell children images of his feet

-Grave robbing during a funeral

-He is known as the flash (and not the super hero)

-Constantly yelling at infants

-Ladder thief

Please be careful around this man. YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED