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42 of 42 (100%) achievements earned:
Personal Achievements
 

Hit and Run

Break out of the Combine prisoner transport vehicle.
Unlocked 23 Mar, 2020 @ 11:03am

Quaranta Giorni

Enter the Quarantine Zone.
Unlocked 23 Mar, 2020 @ 11:30am

Mazel Tov

Pick up and smash 50 glass bottles.
Unlocked 26 Mar, 2020 @ 7:07pm

Good Grub

Feed the snark.
Unlocked 24 Mar, 2020 @ 1:12am

On a Roll

Interact with the playground somehow.
Unlocked 18 Apr, 2020 @ 7:18am

Little Slugger

Represent yourself with a specific prop on Russell's map.
Unlocked 18 Apr, 2020 @ 7:21am

Eye of the Geiger

Measure Russell with the Geiger counter.
Unlocked 18 Apr, 2020 @ 7:20am

Mag-Snagger

Catch Russell's ammo magazine before it hits the ground.
Unlocked 23 Mar, 2020 @ 11:12am

Sustenance

Receive a tasty treat.
Unlocked 23 Mar, 2020 @ 12:07pm

Freshly Squeezed

Test your grip on a headcrab heart.
Unlocked 8 May, 2020 @ 8:56pm

Zombie with a Shotgun

Collect the shotgun.
Unlocked 23 Mar, 2020 @ 12:13pm

Xen Garden

Enter the explosive Xen infestation.
Unlocked 23 Mar, 2020 @ 1:11pm

Off the Rails

Stop the prisoner transport train.
Unlocked 24 Mar, 2020 @ 1:56am

Checking In

Reach the Northern Star.
Unlocked 25 Mar, 2020 @ 12:25am

Heart-Breaker Hotel

Get creative turning the power back on.
Unlocked 25 Mar, 2020 @ 12:53am

Surface Tension

Escape the underground pit.
Unlocked 25 Mar, 2020 @ 11:52pm

Unbonded

Collect the SMG.
Unlocked 26 Mar, 2020 @ 12:21am

Cord-Cutter

Shut down the substation.
Unlocked 26 Mar, 2020 @ 12:56am

Blast From the Past

Defuse a roomful of explosive barrels.
Unlocked 26 Mar, 2020 @ 6:24pm

Sound Strategy

Escape the distillery without killing Jeff.
Unlocked 26 Mar, 2020 @ 7:44pm

Flat Note

Kill Jeff.
Unlocked 14 May, 2020 @ 12:42pm

Crustacean Frustration

Kill the annoying headcrab before it breaks everything.
Unlocked 14 May, 2020 @ 12:33pm

Hold Your Liquor

Catch a bottle falling out of a cupboard before it breaks and alerts Jeff.
Unlocked 26 Mar, 2020 @ 7:37pm

Sea Level

Reach the aquatic exhibits.
Unlocked 26 Mar, 2020 @ 8:02pm

Triple Bypass

Solve the tanker yard's electrical puzzle and escape.
Unlocked 26 Mar, 2020 @ 9:15pm

High Water March

Start climbing the water tower.
Unlocked 26 Mar, 2020 @ 9:35pm

Textbook Jinxing

Wake the Strider.
Unlocked 26 Mar, 2020 @ 10:07pm

Point Extraction

Get to the superweapon.
Unlocked 26 Mar, 2020 @ 10:46pm

Consequences

Make your choice.
Unlocked 26 Mar, 2020 @ 10:50pm

Dead Giveaway

Loot a corpse.
Unlocked 23 Mar, 2020 @ 11:16am

Smash and Grab

Break open a supply crate with your hands.
Unlocked 23 Mar, 2020 @ 11:45am

Up in Arms

Install your first pistol upgrade.
Unlocked 24 Mar, 2020 @ 1:38am

Pro-Pain

Kill a grunt by shooting their gas tank.
Unlocked 24 Mar, 2020 @ 1:44am

Indirect Approach

Kill a Combine Heavy while their shield is up.
Unlocked 8 May, 2020 @ 10:15pm

Combine Harvester

Use the gravity gloves to loot an item off a living Combine soldier.
Unlocked 26 Mar, 2020 @ 10:34pm

Xen Lootism

Snatch a Xen grenade from its resting place.
Unlocked 25 Mar, 2020 @ 12:48am

Safe Trip

Use the multitool to hack a tripmine.
Unlocked 26 Mar, 2020 @ 1:12am

Deadliest Catch

Use the gravity gloves to intercept an incoming enemy grenade in mid-flight.
Unlocked 26 Mar, 2020 @ 6:02pm

Near-Jeff Experience

Stay close to Jeff for 10 seconds (but not too close).
Unlocked 14 May, 2020 @ 12:23pm

Team Spirit

Bring Russell a bottle of vodka.
Unlocked 14 May, 2020 @ 12:44pm

Gnome Vault of My Own

Bring a garden gnome with you to the Vault.
Unlocked 13 Jul, 2020 @ 7:52am

Gnome Alone

If you are reading this achievement, Gabe Newell has successfully launched Gnome Chompski into space. If you did not also receive the achievement 'Manufacturing Ascent', Newell has abandoned his plans to shoot Noam Chomsky into space.
Unlocked 18 Mar, 2021 @ 9:06am