♿ Window-Licker ♿
British Columbia, Canada
 
 
👅 Window Licker 👅
“Leaving streaks, making history.”

🪟 Professional Tongue Technician
🚪 Door? Car? Subway? I'll lick it all.
🏆 Ranked #1 in Streak-Free Smudge Art
🎮 Games Played: Anything with windows, shiny surfaces, or ridiculous physics.

About Me:
I’m just a simple person with a passion for glass, a flexible tongue, and zero shame. Whether it’s licking my way to victory in games or smudging my way through life, I bring 100% commitment to every pane of glass.

💦 Skills:

Advanced tongue coordination.
Streak-free cleaning under pressure.
Making people uncomfortable in public spaces.
🎯 Goals:

Become the Michelangelo of saliva-based art.
Win the Window Licking World Championships.
Lick every reflective surface in existence.
Add me if you’ve got a sense of humor and can handle the ultimate tongue-twisting adventure. But beware—your windows aren’t safe. 😏

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DAY IN THE LIFE OF WINDOW LICKER
### **8:00 AM** – *Morning Prep* 🌅👅
Wake up, stretch your tongue 💤👄, and sip on a refreshing glass of... glass cleaner 🧼🫗. After all, a professional window licker’s taste buds need to be in top form.

Outfit? Comfy tracksuit 🧥👖. Tools? None—just your God-given oral appendage 🛠️👅.


### **9:00 AM** – *The Commute* 🚌🚶
Hop on the bus, but resist the urge to get started on the windows just yet 🪟😤. Stay professional. People are watching 👀. One smudge now could ruin your credibility.


### **9:30 AM** – *First Client: Corporate Skyscraper* 🏢💼
Arrive at the 40-story building downtown. A white-collar client—snooty, but their windows pay the bills 🤑.

**Technique:** Start with long, deliberate licks 👅💨 for maximum coverage. Streak-free is key. The janitor watches from the corner, glaring as if you're competition 🧹😡. You smirk between licks 😏. "Amateur," you think.


### **11:45 AM** – *Break Time* 🥪🍲
Head to a local café for a quick snack. Order soup, no spoon 🍵🚫🥄. Why bother? Your tongue does all the heavy lifting anyway.


### **12:30 PM** – *Freelance Job: Subway Train* 🚇🪟
The subway is your proving ground 🎯. Screaming kids press their hands against the windows, ruining your work within seconds 🧒👶✋.

You lock eyes with a rival—Billy "The Tongue" Thompson 🥋👅—on the opposite train. He licks aggressively at his window 🤨👅💥. You respond with finesse, a perfect figure-eight tongue flourish 🎩✨. The crowd gasps 😲👏. Victory is yours.


### **3:00 PM** – *Passion Project: The Ice Cream Truck* 🍦🚛
Find a parked ice cream truck and go to town on its side window 🍨👅. Not for cash, but for the love of the craft ❤️. Bonus: the glass tastes faintly of vanilla 😋.



### **5:00 PM** – *High-Stakes Gig: Mall Entrance* 🛍️🏢
Crowds flood the shopping mall, and every shopper judges your technique 😐🧐. A toddler stares in awe 🍼🤩. An elderly man gives a slow, approving nod 👴👍. You’re in the zone 🌀👅.

Halfway through, security asks you to leave 🚓🚨. You explain that you’re “providing a valuable service” 🤷‍♂️🪟. They don’t buy it. You lick the security camera on your way out 🎥👅.



### **7:00 PM** – *Home Sweet Home* 🏠😌
Return to your apartment, where every window is spotless (of course) ✨🪟. Your tongue aches, but it’s a satisfying pain 🥴👌. You light a scented candle 🕯️, pour yourself a glass of sparkling water 🥂, and dream of tomorrow’s glassy adventures 🌃✨.


### **9:00 PM** – *Bedtime Reflection* 🛏️💭
Think back on the day 🤔. Did you lick every window to your full potential? Probably not. But that’s the beauty of it—there’s always more glass to conquer 💪🪟.

You fall asleep to the gentle hum of a window washer outside 🧽🪟, muttering, “Amateurs...” 😏💤.



*It’s not just a job. It’s a lifestyle.* 👅✨⠀⠀⠀


Day 2: A New Challenge ✨👊

### **7:00 AM** – *The Start of Something New ☀️🪟
The morning sunlight streams through your bedroom window, bouncing off the spotless glass you cleaned yesterday. It’s almost as if the world is calling you to rise. You stretch and smile, ready to take on another day. But today feels... different. You have a feeling a new challenge is coming.


### **8:30 AM** – *A Mysterious Message 📱💬
As you sip your morning coffee ☕, your phone buzzes. A text from an unknown number reads:
"If you think you’re the best, meet me at Central Plaza at 11 AM."
Your heart races. Who sent this? A rival? A fan? Only one way to find out.


### **11:00 AM** – *The Plaza Showdown 🏙️💥
At Central Plaza, a small crowd has gathered 👀. Standing in the middle of the square is a stranger holding a squeegee. “So, you’re the one everyone’s talking about,” they say with a smirk.
Their name is Alex “The Squeegee Master,” and they claim to be the top glass cleaner in the city.

They challenge you to a public cleaning duel: the plaza’s massive glass sculpture, untouched for years, covered in grime and dust 😱🪟.
The rules are simple: clean as much as you can in 15 minutes ⏱️. The crowd cheers as you accept the challenge 🎉.


### **11:30 AM** – *The Duel Begins 💪👅
The timer starts, and you leap into action 🚀. Your techniques are flawless—swirls, zigzags, and precision edge work. Alex is fast with their squeegee, but your dedication and creativity shine through ✨.
When the timer ends, the judges inspect the sculpture 🧐. Alex’s work is impressive, but your section sparkles like diamonds 💎. The crowd erupts in applause 👏. Victory is yours 🏆.



### **1:00 PM** – *A New Ally 🤝😎
After the duel, Alex approaches you. “You’re good,” they admit. “Maybe the best I’ve seen. But this isn’t over.” Instead of walking away, they extend a hand.
“Let’s team up sometime. Imagine what we could accomplish together.”
You shake hands, sensing that this rivalry might become a powerful partnership 🤜🤛.



### **3:00 PM** – *A Call from the Mayor 📞🏛️
Just as you’re about to head home, you get a call. It’s the mayor’s office! They’ve heard about your skills and want to hire you to clean the windows of City Hall for an upcoming event 🎉.
It’s your biggest opportunity yet.



### **6:00 PM** – *Preparing for Tomorrow 🧼🪟
Back home, you carefully clean your tools 🛠️ and prepare for the City Hall job. You practice your moves in front of a mirror 🪞, visualizing success 🌟. The day has been long, but you feel more motivated than ever 💪.



### **9:00 PM** – *– Reflection 🌃✨
As you look out your perfectly clean window, the city lights twinkle in the distance 🌆. You realize that every challenge, every rival, every new opportunity is helping you grow 🚀.
You’re not just cleaning glass—you’re building a legacy 💫.


Tomorrow, City Hall. Tonight, rest 🛏️.


Day: 3 The Climax: A Glassy Revolution 🌌👅


### **7:00 AM** – * City Hall Awaits 🏛️✨
City Hall’s massive exterior glass sparkles in the morning sun, its grime telling the story of years untouched. Crowds gather as the mayor hands you a gold-plated spray bottle. “The city is watching,” they say. You nod—this is more than a job.

### **9:00 AM** – *Disaster Strikes 🌀💥
Your tongue is a blur of precision when it happens: a pigeon dive bombs your work 🐦💩. The crowd gasps. Before you can react, Alex “The Squeegee Master” steps forward, tools in hand. “Need a hand?” They grin. For a moment, you hesitate, then nod. Together, your tongue and their squeegee turn chaos into beauty, moving as one.


### **11:59 AM** – * The Final Swipe 🕛🔥
You leap to the top scaffold, finishing the last pane just as the clock strikes noon. Sunlight floods through the glass, illuminating the square. The crowd falls silent, then erupts into cheers.The mayor approaches, eyes glistening. “This wasn’t just about windows. You’ve shown us what’s possible when we aim for perfection.”


### **12:00 PM** – * A New Chapter 🌟🕊️
News spreads like wildfire. They call you “The Tongue of Triumph.” Offers come pouring in, but you turn them down. This was never about fame it’s about the love of the craft.


### **9:00 PM** – *Looking Ahead 🕯️🌌
At home, you gaze through your spotless window at the city below. Somewhere out there, another pane waits.

You smile. Tomorrow’s a new day.


Tomorrow, the world.🌍👅✨
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