To me, shadow the hedgehog is just a normal hedgehog

Is the Capybara MTX Pay-to-Win?
Buddy, it’s not just Pay-to-Win — it’s Pay-to-DOMINATE. You show up to the arena without that glorious potato-shaped warlord waddling behind you? You’ve already lost. I don’t care if you’ve got BIS everything and a PhD in damage rotation spreadsheets — you’re spiritually bankrupt without the capybara.

I killed Aberroth once without the capybara and my GPU literally blue-screened from shame. Tried Uber Aberroth bareback and I swear the boss laughed. Like, full-on “lol u poor” energy. I’ve been haunted by that laugh ever since.

Meanwhile Chad Vanquishers are rolling up with their capybara entourage, AoE flexing on mobs, and getting 15% more dopamine per crit — peer-reviewed.

So yeah, I’m getting the Vanquisher pack. Not for the skins. Not for the value. For honor. For prestige. For the capybara.

If you see me in-game without it, assume I’ve been hacked.

NO RESPECT FOR THE LITTLE GUY!!!!!

You want some cheese?

that's an awful lot of typing for someone not working on a car combat system

ever heard of doom? yep i made that