>be me, 524 pounds of proud, big boned hunk
>in my room playing Furry Girl on steam
>Tummy gives out a rumbly
>Reach for another handful of bugles but the bag is empty
>"It seems my food has been depleted. I guess that means some more is needed!"
>Engage my parental pager device AKA pounding on the ceiling with a broomstick
>Let out a scart (screech fart) to convey the urgency of this situation
>new chocolate stepdaddy comes into my room, dark circles under his eyes
>"Hxdaro it's 3:45 I have work at 5:00 and I just got ho-"
>"Cease your whining, vile beast, I'm out of snacks and I need to feast! Fix me tendies, now, posthaste, or my vengeance you shall taste!"
>brandish my katana and threaten to slice open a poo sack
>"That's not a katana, dude, that's a wiffle ball bat"
>Whack!
>new chocolate step daddy sighs and turns to leave when his pajamas snags on my desk, jostling it and causing my gaming laptop to fall off
>hours of work in Furry Girl lost
>I had just unlocked the last furry waifu
>"o-oh hxdaro, your game, I'm sorry little dud-"
>"IT'S NOT A GAME IT'S AN ARTFUL PRESENTATION OF ANTHROPOMORPHISM REEEEEEEEEEE"
>roll out of my reinforced DX Racer and plop on the floor
>clutch my sword (wiffle ball bat)
>"Attack my laptop, you craven trollop? Beware, your baby packs a wallop!"
>smack new chocolate chaddy step daddy with my bat
>"AYO WHAT THE FU-"
>WHACK! WHACK! WHACK!
>chocolate stepdaddy flees the scene
>crack open a cold mountain dew, to celebrate yet another triumph over the normie non-furries

Up until that happened, I had an amazing time playing Furry Girl. I got 100% achievement completion, my mummy will be so proud of her good boy when she sees I completed the game!