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Captain Gizmo 21 Nov, 2021 @ 9:21am 
After a good game in dota, i added him because he seemed like a cool guy. We got chatting, over the next couple of months we became good friends. Lots of banter, lots of great dotaand most importantly true friendship.
I invited him to my house for a dota lan party. He said he was coming so i was looking forward to meeting him in real life.
When he arrived at my house, he pushed me against the wall and started nibbling my ear, i felt his hard ♥♥♥♥ push against my leg. I punched him and then sunstriked him. Turns out he was gay. Don't trust this guy.
no bf since birth 28 Feb, 2020 @ 5:30pm 
Salty Mango 3 Jun, 2017 @ 3:53pm
Absolute garbage. Will purposefully lose games. Classic ♥♥♥♥: toxic and selfish, and barely speaks english. Dodge for your MMR's sake.
MoistyCraftingTable1989 23 Nov, 2019 @ 11:17am 
add moi esti dneg
donut 29 Jul, 2018 @ 6:34pm 
MY HEART WENT DOKI DOKI AND HIS TOUNGE TASTED LIKE RAMEN *___* U___U IT WAS THE BEST MOMENT OF MY NICHIJOU. SASUKE-SAMA PUT A POCKY IN MY MOUTH AND WINKED ~.• :heart:3333333333333333333333333333 HE WAS SO KAWAII!!!! I WINKED AT HIM TOO AND HE TURNED CHIBI!!! ×O× ♡♡♡♡ :heart:33333 I WINKED AGAIN AND HE WENT UN-CHIBI AND HIS FACE WAS SO SUGOI!! ÷_÷ SASUKE-SAMA PICKED ME UP AND CARRIED ME!! NANI??? LOL I WAS SOOOOOOO SCAREEDD >.> <.< HE BROUGHT ME TO HIS TOTALLY KAWAII SUGOI HOUSE AND SMILED AT ME!!!! @_____@@@@@@. WE WENT TO A POOL THE NEXT DAY AND THESS BAKA FAT MEN WERE WATCHING US!!! THAT WAS SO UN-SUGOI!! HE THREW ME IN THE POOL AND WE STARTED MAKING OUT!!!! #___#### :heart:333333333 ♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡ EVEN THOUGH EVERYONE WAS STARING MY HEART WAS DOKI DOKI AND SASUKE WAS VERY KAWAII AND SUGOI WITH HIS HOT ABS!!!! :heart:3333 HE WAS BEING A BAKA BUT THAT MAKES HIM SOOOOO KAWAII!! WHENEVER HE TURNS BAKA HE GETS ALL CHIBIIIIIII!!!!!!! %______%
donut 29 Jul, 2018 @ 6:34pm 
OMGZZZZZZZZZZZZ HAIII! WATASHI WA ANAL-SAN! ^___^ SO TODAY I LOOKED ACROSS THE OCEAN AND I SAW IT!! NYAAA IT WAS SASUKE-SAMA!!! ♡♡♡♡♡ :heart:333333 I LOVE SASUKE-SAMA SO MUCH DESU!!!! I TRIPPED ON PURPUSED. ITAI!!! >. < IT HURTS! I SAW SASUKE-SAMA RUN UP TO ME REALLY FAST! IT WAS SO SUGOII!!! ^__^ ^_> I looked in his very kawaii daijobu eyes.... and he looked in mine.... OMG THIS GOT MY HEART DOKI DOKI DESU! :grinning: :grinning: I knew that today Sasuke-sama was miine!! :heart:3333333 right before we kissed, some baka fat ♥♥♥♥♥ was watching us, and was totally undressing Sasuke-sama with her eyes! OMG I WAS SO MAD ●_● I STARED AT HER BAKA UGLY UN SUGOI FACE EITH PITCH BLACK EYES ò__ó I WANTED TO STAB THAT BAKA FAT ♥♥♥♥♥ IN THE MOUTH FOR DOING THAT TO MY SASUKE-SAMA! I YELLED TO SASUKE-SAMA, KONNICHIWAAAAA OMGGZZGZZZZZZZZ IT'S REALY YOU :heart:3333333333333333333333333333333 OMGGGZZZZZZ I WUS SO SUGOI!!! HE PULLED ME INTO HIS ARMS >. < AND HE KISSED ME!!!!!!!
donut 29 Jul, 2018 @ 6:31pm 
Watashi wa a victim of cyberbullying. Everyday someone online calls me a "weeb" desu. Watashi won't stand for this. 26 percent of bullying victims are chosen due to their race or religion desu. I may look like a basic white boy, but deep down I am Nihongo desu. Watashi religion is anime. Anata wa bullying me because of my race and religion desu ka? Disgusting desu. Anata should be ashamed of yourself, racist pig. A baka gaijin like anata is probably jealous of my race and culture, cause Nippon is more sugoi than your ♥♥♥♥♥♥ country desu. Watashi pity anata. You'll never be Nihongo like watashi. I'm a weeb? Pfft. I AM AN OTAKU DESU. Educate yourself on nani a "weeb" is before anata try to insult watashi desu. I WILL NOT BE CYBERBULLIED ANYMORE. REPORTED.