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Summer loving happened so fast

What the ♥♥♥♥ did you just ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ say about me, you little ♥♥♥♥♥? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the ♥♥♥♥ out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ words. You think you can get away with saying that ♥♥♥♥ to me over the Internet? Think again, ♥♥♥♥♥♥. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. And I'll end the copy pasta here because of stupid character limits, you got that kiddo?

C

To establish apples as the absolute worst fruit, we must compare it to its alternatives. I will compare apples to oranges.
Oranges:
Have no capability to satisfy hunger whatsoever. (Apples can)
Have to be picked apart, and if you do it by hand you're gonna get orange gunk under your fingernails. (Bite into the apple! Or cut it for an easier time. You won't have fun cutting an orange 'cause it's gonna leak everywhere.)
Have tons of stringy fibers that get all over your mouth and bunch up into a ball so you have to pick them out from between your teeth. (Apples only have seeds)
Explode all over with their sticky orange juice if anything heavy falls on them. (Apples bruise but withstand pressure)
Lose their identity when made into any sort of smoothie or blend. (Apples maintain their chunks, so they contribute something to the mix.)

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