"What the ♥♥♥♥ did you just ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ say about me, you little cyka? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the XM1014 masters, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on de_dust2, and I have over 300 Stattrak™ kills. I am trained in ♥♥♥♥♥ warfare and I’m the top XM1014 player in the entire CSGO armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will rush you the ♥♥♥♥ out with 2 flashes, a incenderary and a smoke. Both sides, mark my ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ words. You think you can get away with saying that ♥♥♥♥ to me over the Internet? Think again, ♥♥♥♥♥♥. As we speak I am contacting my premade friends on my steam account and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the DDoS, maggot. The DDoS that wipes out the pathetic little ping and makes you derank. You’re ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my XM1014, 2 flashes, a incenderary and a smoke.

-rep After a good game in h1z1, i added him because he seemed like a cool guy. We got chatting, over the next couple of months we became good friends. Lots of banter, lots of great h1z1 and most importantly true friendship.
I invited him to my house for a h1z1 lan party. He said he was coming so i was looking forward to meeting him in real life.
When he arrived at my house, he pushed me against the wall and started nibbling my ear, i felt his hard ♥♥♥♥ push against my leg. I punched him and then 2 tapped him. Turns out he was gay. Don't trust this guy.

Burp

Using a smurf but sitll can't win games lol