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Huzzah – good things come in threes

Third time's a charm.
Unlocked 13 Mar, 2023 @ 1:11am

Ludicrous Speed

Light speed is too slow!
Unlocked 13 Mar, 2023 @ 1:21am

Huzzah – with helium gas

Have Helium – Will Travel
Unlocked 13 Mar, 2023 @ 1:24am

Free Toffee

Animals don't belong in cages.
Unlocked 13 Mar, 2023 @ 3:24am

Laundry Day

So that's why you don't wash your dirty laundry in public?
Unlocked 13 Mar, 2023 @ 3:34am

Doppelganger

Mirror mirror on the wall...
Unlocked 13 Mar, 2023 @ 3:47am

Hide and seek

Doors – useful AND sexy.
Unlocked 13 Mar, 2023 @ 3:54am

Huzzah - because brakes are for wimps

The old switcheroo.
Unlocked 13 Mar, 2023 @ 3:56am

Caffeine Crackie

I think that robot fluffed into my coffee.
Unlocked 13 Mar, 2023 @ 4:12am

Saturday Night Fever

Disco ain't dead!
Unlocked 13 Mar, 2023 @ 4:21am

Huzzah – he completely f*cked up

Enjoy your fall.
Unlocked 13 Mar, 2023 @ 4:28am

Groundhog Day

Aka. How to die a thousand Deaths
Unlocked 13 Mar, 2023 @ 4:36am

Third time's a charm

When shall we three meet again?
Unlocked 13 Mar, 2023 @ 9:17am

Huzzah - three times the crap

Three of a kind beats king high.
Unlocked 13 Mar, 2023 @ 9:22am

Teamwork!

I'll show you mine if you show me yours.
Unlocked 14 Mar, 2023 @ 5:36am

A true friend

Self-sacrifices and bla.
Unlocked 15 Mar, 2023 @ 5:58am

Rufus to the rescue

I'd be an amazing dad!
Unlocked 15 Mar, 2023 @ 9:20am

Cameo

Wait, who's that? - Itsameeeea!
Unlocked 15 Mar, 2023 @ 6:19am

Bozo is back!

Pirates have feelings, too.
Unlocked 15 Mar, 2023 @ 9:26am

Surgeon simulator

Which place do I stick it in... ?
Unlocked 15 Mar, 2023 @ 9:38am

Mission: Impossible

He's just no fun person to hang out with.
Unlocked 15 Mar, 2023 @ 9:45am

Huzzah – with a scoob a dee doo

Elysium in hand's reach...
Unlocked 16 Mar, 2023 @ 12:35am

Hand over heart

At least I got the lyrics right.
Unlocked 16 Mar, 2023 @ 7:18am

Huzzah – he's off now for real

The hardest part is letting go.
Unlocked 16 Mar, 2023 @ 7:34am

Basic Instinct

What has been seen cannot be unseen.
Unlocked 13 Mar, 2023 @ 1:37am

Ignorance is Bliss

Don't turn around! The Kommissar is out!
Unlocked 13 Mar, 2023 @ 4:23am

Vampire's Kiss

Vampire me, Vampire you. Platy-poo.
Unlocked 13 Mar, 2023 @ 9:03am

Porta Fisco Carnival

Throw me something, Mister!
Unlocked 14 Mar, 2023 @ 5:02am

Long time no see

Not that I actually need it.
Unlocked 14 Mar, 2023 @ 5:40am

Zombie Apocalypse

They seemed a bit bitey.
Unlocked 14 Mar, 2023 @ 5:21am

Demagogue

I knew it: I'm surrounded by assholes.
Unlocked 16 Mar, 2023 @ 7:15am



Tough Guy!

Didn't feel a thing.

Remembrance of Things Past

Tell it to the marines!

That kid is fast as lightning

Admit it: That was dumb luck!

Daring Sharpshooter

I didn't mean to wind her up.

Knock knock!

Knock-knock. Who's there? Rufus. Rufus who? Rufus on fire!

Micropayment

Never pay more than 20 bucks for a computer game.

Voyeur

So what? It's the only peep-show in town.

Quality Assurance

Does this smell like chloroform?

Darwin Award

Cut my life into pieces.

Master of Darkness

The darkest Room Escape Game ever.

Talent Scout

15 minutes of fame.

Food Inspector

Where's the fume extractor hood?

Magic Mushroom Picker

Little pieces of heaven down in the gutter.

Smack him!

1st RULE: You do not talk about FIGHT CLUB.

Russian roulette

You jump, I jump … not!

Catwalk Queen

High fashion - low fashion - high fashion - low fashion.

Ornithorhynchologist

You can’t make an omelette without breaking some eggs.

Hung out to dry

He'll get around somehow.

Sadist

Picking at fresh wounds.