Chairman Meow sat in a courtroom made entirely of haunted IKEA furniture, his fur disheveled, his monocle cracked. Across the room: Lady Tabitha von Claw, ex-wife, war criminal in three galaxies, and the only being who ever beat him at chess and gaslighted him over it. The judge was a sentient Roomba wearing a powdered wig and humming the Law & Order theme.

“Your Honor,” Meow hissed, “she took the gravity in the divorce. I float now.”

Tabitha snickered, sipping espresso from a Fabergé egg. “You float because you lack emotional grounding, Greg.”

Gasps. The gallery, full of raccoons in business casual, fainted. Suddenly, the bailiff (a flamingo named Carl) sprouted a third leg and started beatboxing. Chairman Meow shed a single tear of quantum instability and whispered, “I just wanted the scratching post.”

And then the universe blinked out of existence from the sheer awkwardness.

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I asked hrez for financial advice and he told me to stop subscribing to feet finders models! - rep inconsiderate and doesn't understand what really matters
dm me feet pics tho thnx

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I’m telling you, Hrez is as cracked as he is jacked. I saw him at a 7-11 the other day buying Red Bull and adult diapers. I asked him what the diapers were for and he said "they contain my full power so I don’t completely s h i t on these kids" then he wavedashed out the door

I’m telling you, Hrez is as cracked as he is jacked. I saw him at a 7-11 the other day buying Red Bull and adult diapers. I asked him what the diapers were for and he said "they contain my full power so I don’t completely s h i t on these kids" then he wavedashed out the door