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5 people found this review helpful
25.8 hrs on record
Call me crazy, but I personally think no government or authority should decide what you can or cannot do with your own body. The corporate president cares more about fetuses than children dying from poverty, gun violence or pandemics. Don't give this ♥♥♥♥ your money.
Posted 5 September, 2021.
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16.1 hrs on record (11.3 hrs at review time)
It's the Mass Effect trilogy and almost all dlc in one next little package with remastered graphics and QOL improvements. What more is there to ask for? The games hold up really well even in 2021, retaining much of that old school but modern Bioware single player narrative rpg design. The first game is, in my honest opinion, pretty hard to go back and play with some of its dated game design, but 2 is what I consider the best in the trilogy and 3 is more of the same despite its questionable ending. I say for full price, this package is worth it, especially if you have never played these games, or have been a fan of the series.

P.S. I was bored with 1 that I thought about playing Andromeda instead, so I tried that game on Xbox Game Pass. It's pretty damn good... Check that one out too! Especially if you have Game Pass.
Posted 17 June, 2021.
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40.1 hrs on record (29.2 hrs at review time)
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The ♥♥♥♥ does Cuno care?!
Best writing in a rpg I've seen in a while.
Posted 3 April, 2021.
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63.1 hrs on record (62.7 hrs at review time)
This one game makes you sit through two sets of end credits that are unskippable. ♥♥♥♥ off.
Still better than Phantom Pain.
Posted 1 January, 2021.
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9.5 hrs on record (0.8 hrs at review time)
Ryū ga waga teki go woooosh.
Posted 27 October, 2020.
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1 person found this review funny
44.0 hrs on record (35.7 hrs at review time)
Can I interest you in the gospel of John Halo? Together, in the power of the father, the son, and the holy frag grenade, we may teabag the noobs. HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHOHHHHHHHHHH OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH
HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHOOOOOHOHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OH Hallelujahhhh.
Bible games.
Posted 21 October, 2020.
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1 person found this review funny
0.0 hrs on record
They brought back my favorite boi, UAC Intern.
Posted 20 October, 2020.
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57.0 hrs on record (2.6 hrs at review time)
Disclaimer: I have played this game on PS4 and loved it, so I'm somewhat biased.
That being said, this PC port runs relatively fine on two of my PC rigs. There is some noticeable frame stuttering, and the lack of DLSS is disheartening as it might improve performance for some. Guerilla has said they're working hard on patches and I hold them in high regard. I still encourage PC gamers to give this game a shot because it's rare to see a Sony studio put out something on PC that is even playable, and it's an excellently crafted game.
Posted 12 August, 2020.
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5.0 hrs on record (3.7 hrs at review time)
I am thou, thou art I. Thou hast unlocked higher frames per second and higher resolution on a truly divine hardware platform. Yadda yadda yadda.
Posted 14 June, 2020.
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54.5 hrs on record (1.6 hrs at review time)
Rip and tear, until it's Animal Crossing.

Edit: More like denuvo kernel driver rip and tear your pc. Maybe just pirate the game instead.
Posted 20 March, 2020. Last edited 16 May, 2020.
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