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7,029.6 hrs on record (4,907.9 hrs at review time)
ive wasted alot of time on this game
Posted 10 December, 2019.
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194.6 hrs on record (12.7 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
Being a Mod veteran it was my first time playing the standalone legitamatly, I get my friend on and we both spawn near berezino, we were so close to each other but didnt know, I wanted to get into a fist fight so I found a guy with broken legs and beat him to death.. 2 minutes later my second contender comes up... My friend we beat each other to death then said good fight in direct then we noticed we just killed each other, Shortly after spawning we think up an idea on where to meet up at the elektro firestation.. as I arrived I was greated by a hero who told me to throw my hands up so he could bandage me, as he was bandaging me I pulled out the fireaxe I found outside and proceeded to beat him to death with it since he had an opened can of baked beans, and a revolver... Little did I know you could hotload your weapons in standalone. So after an Hour and a halfof my friend walking to elektro he gets there and threatens me with a fireaxe as a joke of corse then I say to him "what did you say to me huh?!" and then proceeded to tap Mouse 1 lightly expecting a click... but alas a .357 magnum bullet comes ripping out of its chamber and makes a sound so loud it echoed through all of chernarus.. His body falls.. as I am thinking "what have I done?!?" ashamed I tell my friend to comeback to elektro, as he is on his way to elektro I am staring down at his dead corpse. My stomach started to roar violently.. "I needed my fix" I thought to myself. As I had eaten my last can of beans I started to cry... all that mattered to me was baked beans
Posted 10 February, 2014.
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