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33 of 50 (66%) achievements earned:
Personal Achievements
 

New Kid On The Block

You have joined the KKK.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2016 @ 10:08am

First Day in South Park

You completed your first day in South Park.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2016 @ 1:52am

KKK Hero

You defeated the High Jew Elf Kyle in battle.
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2016 @ 8:15am

Elven Hero

You defeated the Grand Wizard Cartman in battle.
Unlocked 14 Jul, 2018 @ 2:06pm

Nonconformist

You befriended the Goths, like everyone else playing this game.
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2016 @ 7:21am

Gingivitis

Gingers have bitten you 3 times without you blocking.
Unlocked 14 Mar, 2020 @ 2:39pm

Day Walker

You defeated the Boss Hall Monitor while wearing freckles.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2022 @ 7:13am

Made This for You

You flung a turd of your own creation at an enemy.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2016 @ 10:27am

Are We Cool?

You found Jesus while playing as a Jew.
Unlocked 16 Mar, 2020 @ 5:48am

For the Hoarder

You completed the game without selling any items.
Unlocked 17 Jul, 2018 @ 9:38am

Irritable Bowels

You shat your pants during a boss battle.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2016 @ 10:05am

Acceptance

You accepted your fate and chose the name Douchebag yourself.
Unlocked 12 Jul, 2018 @ 1:34pm

Dragon Wrath

You knocked out 3 or more enemies with a single fart outside of battle.
Unlocked 13 Jul, 2018 @ 12:14pm

Outpatient

You defeated Princess Kenny while living with Dire AIDS.
Unlocked 15 Jul, 2016 @ 8:31am

Perverted

You watched your parents have sex for 60 seconds.
Unlocked 16 Jul, 2018 @ 4:01am

Shutout

You successfully blocked every enemy attack in a single (non-tutorial) battle.
Unlocked 15 Jul, 2016 @ 8:21am

Stay Down

You farted on 10 enemies in the world that were knocked out.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2016 @ 3:21am

Avenger

You defeated 3 enemies in one battle while your buddy was knocked out.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2016 @ 11:47am

Poco Chinpoko

You collected 5 Chinpokomon.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2016 @ 11:51am

Chinpoko loco

You collected 15 Chinpokomon.
Unlocked 19 Jul, 2022 @ 3:33am

Daddy Issues

You befriended your father.
Unlocked 15 Jul, 2016 @ 8:33am

More Popular Than Jesus

You made friends with half of South Park.
Unlocked 17 Jul, 2018 @ 1:18pm

Junk Peddler

You sold 300 junk items.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2016 @ 3:38am

Stick Savior

You defeated Princess Kenny and recovered the Stick of Truth.
Unlocked 15 Jul, 2016 @ 8:31am

Canadian Handshake

You've farted on people 100 times.
Unlocked 17 Jul, 2018 @ 3:29am

Pulling Mud

In three separate battles, you've taken a shit in your pants.
Unlocked 20 Jul, 2022 @ 2:41am

Shopaholic

You have collected half of the available costume sets.
Unlocked 16 Mar, 2020 @ 7:10am

Too Far

You farted on the corpse of an aborted Nazi Zombie fetus.
Unlocked 16 Jul, 2018 @ 8:33am

Friends in Strange Places

You befriended both crab people and gnomes.
Unlocked 17 Jul, 2018 @ 1:30pm

Weapon Proficiency

Over the course of the game, you've scored 100 perfect attacks.
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2016 @ 7:10am

Skilled Defender

Over the course of the game, you've blocked 100 attacks.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2016 @ 9:41am

Mastery

You've unlocked all of the upgrades for a New Kid ability.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2016 @ 1:44am

Make it Rain!

You've spent $500.
Unlocked 16 Mar, 2020 @ 6:17am



Parkeologist

You opened all of the garages in South Park.

Truth to Power

You farted on four major authority figures.

Dog Whistle

You've farted on a dog while in gnome form.

Just Saying Hi

You've farted on every buddy in the game.

Re-Buttal

You interrupted 5 channel attacks by using a fart.

Heisenberg

You defeated the Meth Tweekers while wearing the Evil Cartman goatee and bald cap.

No Child Left Behind

You completed the game and never ended a battle with your buddy knocked out.

Chinpokolypse

You collected all of the Chinpokomon.

More Popular Than John Lennon

Everyone in South Park is your friend.

Ass of Fire

You defeated 20 enemies using Cartman's Ass.

Animal Cruelty

You've farted on animals 25 times.

Clothes Whore

You've collected all of the available costumes.

You bastards!

You've let Kenny die in combat 10 times over the course of the game.

Full Arsenal

You own all the weapons and costumes available in the game.
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