Playtime past 2 weeks:
0h

View global achievement stats
You must be logged in to compare these stats to your own
27 of 29 (93%) achievements earned:
Personal Achievements
 

Well, That Wasn't What I Expected

Cool guys don't look at them.
Unlocked 13 Jul, 2018 @ 3:28am

Tripped On A Curb

Congrats! You died by falling, or perhaps tripping on something small like a curb.
Unlocked 28 Mar, 2018 @ 2:56pm

Working On Your Tan

I love the smell of napalm in the morning.
Unlocked 13 Jul, 2018 @ 3:29am

Leaking Like A Sieve

It's just a flesh wound!
Unlocked 28 Mar, 2018 @ 2:58pm

Viewing Our Next-Gen Fish AI

A lifeguard was on the way, but they were stuck in slow motion.
Unlocked 27 May, 2018 @ 5:28am

Ran Out Of Laundry Pods

You think hunger is a game?
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2018 @ 11:24am

Expecting A Third Arm?

Did you think you were going to turn into something big and green?
Unlocked 15 Jul, 2018 @ 3:05am

Trust Me, I'm An Architect

Somebody call OSHA.
Unlocked 5 May, 2019 @ 9:15am

250 Base Parts, Still Lack Storage

If you build it, they will come... and raid it.
Unlocked 2 Feb, 2019 @ 11:24am

Patch It Up

Can we fix it? Yes we can!
Unlocked 23 Jul, 2018 @ 5:41am

Harder, Better, Stronger

And it didn't cost six million dollars.
Unlocked 15 Jul, 2018 @ 5:20am

You Shall Not Pass

Full Metal Barracks
Unlocked 12 Jul, 2018 @ 2:34pm

Helping Hand

Medic!
Unlocked 16 Jul, 2018 @ 7:03am

We All Need A Friend Like You

Unlocked 12 Dec, 2018 @ 2:59pm

New Vocation

Unlocked 23 May, 2019 @ 8:22am

An Apple A Day

Unlocked 8 Aug, 2018 @ 5:36pm

With Last Breath

One foot in the grave.
Unlocked 12 Jul, 2018 @ 3:21pm

A Long Way To Go

So you can hit the broad side of a barn.
Unlocked 18 Nov, 2018 @ 10:23am

Long Distance Relationship

Alright kid, don't get cocky.
Unlocked 10 Feb, 2019 @ 4:02am

The Things We Do

Unlocked 27 Mar, 2018 @ 2:10pm

Fisticuffs

Unlocked 29 Nov, 2018 @ 8:34pm

American Nutcase

Try getting a reservation at Dorsia now!
Unlocked 5 Aug, 2019 @ 4:12am

Cock Fight

That's the wrong kind of kill "streak".
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2018 @ 6:32am

Size Doesn't Matter

Fifteen rounds with Drago.
Unlocked 25 Jan, 2019 @ 1:29am

Mr. Clean

You really mopped his clock.
Unlocked 17 Nov, 2018 @ 8:53am

I Got The Remedy

Unlocked 25 Apr, 2018 @ 12:06pm

Moneybags

Dive into that vault of coins!
Unlocked 24 Jul, 2018 @ 10:51am



Has To Be A Lucky Shot

Hacker

Guinea Pig