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3 people found this review helpful
152.6 hrs on record (28.1 hrs at review time)
The pizza is aggressive.
Posted 16 March, 2023.
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1 person found this review helpful
43.4 hrs on record (37.3 hrs at review time)
big robots with guns; peak game design
Posted 29 September, 2022.
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1 person found this review helpful
67.4 hrs on record (36.4 hrs at review time)
Really good game if you like MvC. Rollback netcode and crossplay on all platforms (yes, even you the poor ♥♥♥♥ that owns a Stadia) makes it a very solid pick in our current trying times.
Posted 19 April, 2021.
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2 people found this review helpful
2 people found this review funny
103.6 hrs on record (86.9 hrs at review time)
>Play a Skeleton Mage
>Find milk
>Drink milk
>Damage immune

Game is too easy
Posted 18 September, 2017.
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4 people found this review helpful
5 people found this review funny
8.4 hrs on record
You can suplex demons.
Posted 24 June, 2017.
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6 people found this review helpful
24.0 hrs on record (19.0 hrs at review time)
If you don't enjoy defending your Mother Earth from any alien attack, you don't know ♥♥♥♥ about video games.
Posted 24 June, 2017.
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5 people found this review helpful
178.8 hrs on record (88.8 hrs at review time)
I fell for the Ubisoft meme yet again.

Ubisoft had a fantastic idea with this game. It scratches an itch very few games out there can.
But the game definitely isn't worth 80 (Canadaland) bucks for the small content it offers. A ♥♥♥♥♥♥ campaign, then a multiplayer that is fun, but is filled with so many issues I don't even think this game will get back on its feet someday.

4v4 modes are imbalanced because of the gear disparity, as you're matched based on account level instead of character level, so if you're trying out a new character (therefore not geared), you're at a severe disadvantage and there's very little you can do.

Most characters are extremely underwhelming at a mid-high level, because defense is extremely powerful, and unless your character has a very strong gimmick, it gets super hard to win. Ubisoft obviously has very little clue of how to balance their game; some decisions like stance switching speed being slower for some characters seems completely arbitrary and has no solid reasoning whatsoever. Instead of listening for advice from top players, they'd rather analyse their data from their busted matchmaking system instead.

It's a crapshoot at this point whether the game will end up better with upcoming patches.

This game had lots of potential, was it not made by Ubisoft. At this point I can't refund my game anyway, so I'll just watch the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ from afar.

Don't buy the game in its current state; wait for an actual sale, as in not the 10% we got last weekend, more like a 50%-65%, so you actually get to pay for what you get, i.e a barebones multiplayer swordfighting game.
Posted 28 March, 2017.
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