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1 person found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
98.9 hrs on record (81.5 hrs at review time)
I want to kill myself anytime I launch this game, 10/10
Posted 4 September, 2021.
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2 people found this review funny
277.0 hrs on record (180.9 hrs at review time)
WHAT IN THE ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥?!
Posted 12 February, 2020.
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1 person found this review helpful
34.8 hrs on record (32.4 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
Waiting for Xen was really long; I played through this game twice before Xen dropped, and in 2016 I refrained from playing it until Xen releases, which was quite some time. Today, after finishing the full game, I can safely say that the wait was totally worth it. Crowbar Collective recreated the most boring, bland 1 hour chapter into this beautiful, colourful, and essentially completely different experience. Xen has recieved completely different flora here, at times making it seem like an actual jungle, except with aliens. Big Spider Mommy also got revamped, this time making the fight actually scary and longer, and not being meme material.
FINAL FIGHT SPOILERS AHEAD


The final fight with Nihilanth in the first game felt really underwhelming; his most powerful attack was teleporting you into a sub-area, where you usually had to fight off some enemies, or just escape the sub-area through a portal leading back to his chamber. Rest of his attacks were easily avoidable with the long jump module. Now, the fight gets more intense the more you hurt him. He can throw vehicles at you at mach 10, shoot laser beams, spawn AoE energy explosions around the map, and more. I kind of do miss his teleport attack though.

If you haven't bought this game yet, go ahead right now and spend 18 euros on this masterpiece. It's the least you can do for content this good.
Posted 2 January, 2020.
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28 people found this review helpful
119.8 hrs on record (112.8 hrs at review time)
Hollow Knight is easily one of my favorite games I've ever played, and I didn't spend nearly as much time in it as I did in games like TF2, GMod or Skyrim. You realize how incredible this game is the instant you leave Forgotten Crossroads, and start venturing deeper and deeper into the kingdom of Hallownest, meeting more friends, encountering more enemies, and fighting more bosses. The gameplay is super smooth, and all the various movement mechanics that you acquire in the depths and heights of the kingdom have their use, encouraging you to actively use them in order to find a path to progress, as well as to reveal the UNCOUNTABLE secrets within. You don't get the lore handed to you, and at times it might seem as if the game has very little lore; don't get mistaken. Once you finish the game and replay it, every small detail starts making sense, and you piece together this incredibly complex and interesting story of Hallownest.

I don't regret a single cent I spend on this game, in fact, I would pay much more for this masterpiece anytime.
SILKSONG WHEN?????????????????????
Posted 20 December, 2019.
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6 people found this review helpful
2 people found this review funny
471.4 hrs on record (100.4 hrs at review time)
No words. Oh wait, i found them. I am strongly recommending to buy this game, you won't regret! Choosing between races, fight style, skills, weapons, choosing with which group of people will you work with, this game is great.
Posted 23 December, 2014.
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2 people found this review funny
602.3 hrs on record (310.1 hrs at review time)
A long time ago, like 2 years back, this game used to be fun. From what I remember, there were only those Gage DLC packs. Now, the base game costs 7 times less than all DLCs together.

This game also used to be more serious. It had military weapons, NO GRINDING, and was overall better.

JESUS, WE HAD 4 HEISTERS. Seeing the basic gang today is like getting Burning TK.

What the ♥♥♥♥ is this? Chivalry pack? Goat Simulator? If I wanna have fun with weird ♥♥♥♥ I would play Saints Row.

Overfilled with not english speaking players.

From my first "funny" 11/10 review, this game doesn't deserve even single point. This game became absolute trash.
Posted 16 November, 2014. Last edited 29 May, 2016.
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3 people found this review helpful
317.8 hrs on record (9.4 hrs at review time)
CS:GO Review
Tasty gameplay, tasty weapons, tasty skins, tasty Russian hackers, 10/10! (NO OFFENSE RUSSIANS!)
Posted 31 March, 2014.
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7 people found this review helpful
557.3 hrs on record (131.7 hrs at review time)
One and best infinite way creating game. Total free downloadable content wich with you can do very attractive, interesting and funny "everything". 9/10 (Loads of bugs, but still, it rocks ;) )
Posted 8 March, 2014.
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1 person found this review helpful
3,018.4 hrs on record (518.9 hrs at review time)
One of best games. Hope you know what is it!!!
Posted 18 April, 2013.
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