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1 person found this review helpful
24.4 hrs on record (5.1 hrs at review time)
the more I read the reviews the more I realise how miserable people are, especially the new generation of European gamers who are numb-brained.

This piece is on my mind for 3 years and when you look at it, it has been huge progress this game made so far. Seriously considering buying it rn.

Solid piece of work, could be considered as a serious atmosphere with astonishing graphics even the players like me who are not give a ♥♥♥♥ about anything related to graphs...
With its enjoyable gameplay, this game has most of the things I really liked about Payday.
I can't make sense of absurd thoughts such as *oh, too difficult, it's not ma CupofTea BuT*
Genre is very clear, the description is very clear. Even the sales department has indicated what the product you will receive, and there is nothing *terrible* to exaggerate.
In fact, modern games don't have a truly challenging and intelligent structure, other than the grindy products which is stealing your time, because of the demands of the player bases and demands. Many of them considering the games like Elden Ring and other exaggerated pieces(exaggerated on hard difficulty, make no missunderstanding) as a hard but in the end, if you guys really want to experience the hardness of industry, i'll suggest you to take a trip on old manifactured games, those clunky controls and absurd puzzles drives you crazy fr.

No microtransactions - No paid dlc's/cosmetics, other craps etc. And a refined ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ fine game. What you could ask more?
Take it or leave it, fellas. Jeeeeez.
Posted 14 June.
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65.8 hrs on record
Been waiting for the game to be released from the time it was announced. Counted the days for it, game was originally announced that it would be a single player game in it. However, this was not the case when the game was released, sadly. Wasn't adjusted for singe-player experience, so I waited long enough to play it on V 1.0 releasing day, and still, it is not player friendly. This isn't the survival game you're looking for, as it's all built around multiplayer dynamics.
Could have been amazing game. Nobody ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ care your pvp/cringe servers, jeez.

Don't even dare to buy it if you don't like unadjustable settings and below-average grinding, feeling of insufficient meta-progress etc...
I see no need to explain further.
Posted 2 June. Last edited 2 June.
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2 people found this review helpful
4.0 hrs on record (2.6 hrs at review time)
Beware. You have to play with Steam remote (you cannot gain any ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ achievement via this way which is sucks/unreliable network with drops) or you can't play it with your friends on internet. Only if you do some research on internet, you could find another solution. Either way, it's a huge disapointment. Game itself isn't that hard, just unnerving and it designed for that. Some players won't be able to enjoy it.
Keep in mind these two things before buying it.
Negative review for disgusting co-op system.
Posted 12 May.
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4 people found this review helpful
40.5 hrs on record (2.0 hrs at review time)
Timeless Classic.
I have a somekind of a strict code myself, I would normally never play games for twice. Because usually I would have already seen everything that could have been experienced, which doesn't bring me joy....
This is the second game that I've played over twice after New Vegas. Neever played with DLC's before though. Still, I think that New Vegas far more ahead of this game but, it's a timeless classic as i say, plus I don't want to skip the writing a *review* after a moderate TV Show. Got hyped up again...
Posted 2 May.
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5 people found this review helpful
43.3 hrs on record (25.4 hrs at review time)
They actually gave it for free somewhen I can't recall so I don't think that someone actually gonna pay it nowadays, evenso read it before buyin'.

to make a long story short, worse than 5, only enjoyable with DLC's. Still recommended though. So, why is thumbs down then? YOU CAN LITERALLY FEEL it when you play Gathering Storm.

Basicly, without DLC's,

- Everything is feels like silly cartoon, wtf is wrong with leaders by the way? Hungary and DLC Ottomans more acceptable, one of the reasons why you HAVE TO play with it.
-No Golden Ages? Seriously?
-No Diplomatic Victory, Conquering and planning are of no ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ consequences and it means no ♥♥♥♥.
-Basic gameplay without mechanics. Every part of the game useless without Gathering Storm. I don't want to explain it with 414547 sentences.
-No Revolt, No (Real) Significant Persons.
-Gathering Storm added way too much Civic&Technologic things, deepness of battle, diplomatic solutions, climate, perks and game mechanics. Vassals, Appointing Governers etc.
-Changobuchukubale's, Unga Bunga tribes are overmuch. Boring soundtracks without obvious culture (what do you expect with ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ spearman tribes in the first places?!) affects the game itself obviously.
-Timeline thing and other extras such as, give a name to some river as a first discovering civilization.... Nice touch. Of course it's in Gathering Storm.

Like a eating pancakes which has baked without milk and egg, oh right, that's called Bread.
Could be expensive but you can buy it on offtakes, which will be delightful.
Gonna buy it with DLC's? Only if, clearly, would I recommend.


Well, you can clearly remember the released time to the market, it was huge disappointment and way too much content had cutted from within.
Posted 1 May. Last edited 1 May.
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9.5 hrs on record (3.2 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
Not into early accesses that much yet never can help but to look.

Don't like to mention other productions especially when it comes to Indies.
Even so, I'm currently watching over with great interest of Indies such as Pyromancer, and sometimes they pan out.
Never understood why tf everyone compare soever productions. Considered it as a futile effort to be compared to other productions. Yeah it remarkably inspired of (Hades-alike) and other Rogue genres, but so what anyway?

Enough with that, how I feel about this one? Well, well-made fellas.
Silly conversations made me feel pleasent no lies. Jokes and vibes, even the usage of emotes are acceptable.
I was only able to experience it for a short time, and although at first I felt that it was clogging up and not opening up enough, I soon realised that this was not the case. They are really improving the options a lot, and although it is still weak compared to its peers, I found it quite sufficient. The designs and gameplay are pleasing to the eye and easy to use.

The only thing I can say negatively is that there are some inadequacies about soundtracks. I hope they will take care of it.

You should read any other expert comments before buying it however I would suggest you Death Must Die with peace in mind.

P.S: I forgot the add... I wish Lady Justice could ♥♥♥♥ me so hard that I wouldn't be able to walk again.

We will watch your career with great interest also, young Skywalker.
Posted 6 April. Last edited 6 April.
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16.7 hrs on record (0.4 hrs at review time)
Huge enjoyer of Original.
Set the settings on Hardcore as it should be.
A shiver went down my spine from it's beauty.

Saw a knife durability. WTF IS DURABILITY?!

Posted 11 March.
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3 people found this review helpful
10.6 hrs on record
You'll regret this later

First of all, I'd like to say that the game itself is extraordinary. Yet, think twice before buying it.

I was expecting some kind of unique touched game of the year (which is 2022), alike Disco Elysium, Katana Zero, Wasteland, Ruiner, Darkwood... etceteras, - fully aware of huge differences between those (like genres and styles etc.) hidden gems, all I want to say is those games were had their own identity in a way.

About this one? Kinda has it. Copy-cat.

I bought this game due to unique art style on it's cover. Really. Something drags me into this game like a calling.

Gameplay, intensity, design were magnificent. Musics and sound choices were delicious. It was like reading a wonderfully fictionalised book from the beginning, even reminded me of Resident Evil and Silent Hill in a really literal sense.

There is a huge HOWEVER of course:
To make a long story short, it was bad. Some games are for children you know, you can feel it, it feels like as if the game was made by women and marketed as such. A lot of things are missing. Puzzles are too labour intensive after a certain point and too unpleasant.
Mid-gapped story with a mixed languages that makes the game more incomprehensible.
if i didn't know any better Deutsch, I could get pissed off.
In every scene, I couldn't stop myself from wondering which Chinese or Korean made this game. Anime *aesthetics* and excessive use of out-of-context poser styles.

Some even wrote about Ergo Proxy. Dude, is it all you understand that philosophical serie? Bunch of goth type and nonsence form, really? Do you realise who Barkeley is and what his statements are based on? Jeez.
Of course sine qua non for the Finalé of our theatre, SECRET ENDING OBTAINING VIA RE-PLAY.
Who gave you the idea of *fake-ending* in the first place? In Darkwood, it was a nice touch but you are not the game like Darkwood.

Enough of that Japanese classical nonsenses. Eveeery f*cking Jrpg and mid-games like Automata has it though. It's disgusting.

RECENT REVIEWS:
Overwhelmingly Positive
Undeserved.

Well, overall, overrated weeb game but that silly play that hold attraction in its own way.
For those wish for an unique experience, absolutely recommended.
Posted 10 March. Last edited 11 March.
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1 person found this review helpful
17.2 hrs on record (11.1 hrs at review time)
Just an another empty cup

TombRaider'a olumsuz bir yorum yazmak kalbimi biraz kırsa da sanırım oyunu gerçekten önermiyorum.
Oynamaktan bıktıracak kadar kötü değil, muadillerini oynadıysanız rahatlıkla sıkılabileceğinizi düşünüyorum. Aslında oyun, Rise of TR'in DLC paketinden hallice, işin daha da üzücü kısmı sadece DLC paketlerindeki fantastik lahitleri keşfetmek için oynuyor olmam.

Hiççç mi olmamış? Tıraş mı? Elbette hayır. Açıkçası ben pek grafik/eğlence oyuncusu değilim. Performansa, dinamiklere, atmosfere ve diğer çeşitli olgulara yoğunlaşmak her zaman öncelikli tercihim. Gerçekten iyi bir sisteminin olmasının faydalarını ilk defa bu oyunda deneyimledim diyebilirim, sadece ctrl basıp yavaşça dolanmak için oynuyorum dediğim gibi. Oyunun kendi örüntüsünden daha çok ek içeriklerinde vakit geçirmek çok daha keyifli hatta ilk defa ek içerik denilen zibidinin; ki RPG oyunlarının başka bir oyun gibi size sunalan içerik cümbüşlerini tenzih ederim, beni böylesine memnun ettiğini görüyorum.


Sorun klasik olmasında. Klasik olmayı güzel başarıyor, içi boş bir oyun daha. Gerçekten bomboş, sıralamak ile uğraşmayacağım yazılanlara baksanız kafi, yazdım da sildim. Yaptığınız her şey JENERİK arkadaşlar. İş olsun diye yapıyorsunuz, hatta iş olsun diye oyunu oynuyorsunuz,; öylesine eften püften.

Katma değeri yüksek başka bir metafetişi etkisinde standart starbucks kahvesi desek kafi bir açıklama olacaktır. Özlediyseniz ve arada böyle standart, piyasa klasiği hoşunuza gidiyorsa, why not?


Posted 26 February.
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42.9 hrs on record
Patrolling the Colorado almost makes me wish for going back to Mojave.
Posted 23 February.
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