Free Jokes! Sorry if they're crude!

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ㅤ* Whoever coined the phrase “Quiet as a mouse” has never stepped on one.
ㅤ* A tortoise goes to the police station to report being mugged by three snails. "What happened?" says the policeman.
"I don't know", says the tortoise. "It was all so quick."
ㅤ* Why do they use sterilized needles for death by lethal injection?
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ㅤㅤㅤㅤ Smile!

+rep really good and friendly trader!

+rep fast and fair trader

+rep very nice friend and nice trader

Signed by: Filpz, o real Pai Natal

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