Wii... Sports... It's in the name.

Jusss lookin fer that Wii sports man.... Like... CANI?

Still lookin fer that Wii Sports plug. No cap.

Anyone wanna play Wii sports?

I want to play Wii Sports, but you have to let me win. Otherwise I'll sever your bloodline.

I want to pummel your testicles in a hydro pres while slurping the juice that pours from the sides.

I never got to feel your lips press against mine.

Don't make me fly out there just to back hand you bro where you at

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