Recent reviews by Voight-Kampff Failure

HK-47's dialogue.

my head hurts today i woke up and it was too hot in the house, and i ran humidifier.

Fun in the sun of a supernova with Snes-like graphics, that's how u can tell it is an indie game, awe yea.

Fun RTS type game.

Make KOTOR 3 pls, h8 u Disney h8 u JJ Abrams i h8 the Lens Flare and $$$ make a new KOTOR these movies are dumb, the TV shows are dumb.

A favorite game from childhood. It is a psychological horror artsy masterpiece from Suda51. Due to nostalgia probably my favorite game by him. Susie is my favorite character btw. Travis is a close 2nd. If you have never experienced the storyline of Killer 7, then you are missing out! SuperGreatFriend does a fantastic Let's Play of Killer 7 if you need a demo first.

I just got drunk while playing and am now writing a review! This is a good game, it has a cyberpunk 80's soundtrack and dogs. The writers of the dialogue are poet laureates, the bards of some future dystopia where bards don't exhist unless they are robot bards with like instruments for arms that hypnotize you into a mesmeric trance and that's when the loli sex robots attack......... AHHHHHHHHHHH 1010 1010 0011 1010 1010 1010 0011 1010 1010 1010 0011 1010 1101 1110 1010 1010 1010 1010 0011 1010 1010 1010 0011 1010 1010 1010 0011 1010 1101 1110 1010 1010 1010 1010 0011 1010 1010 1010 0011 1010 1010 1010 0011 1010 1101 1110 1010 1010 1010 1010 0011 1010 1010 1010 0011 1010 1010 1010 0011 1010 1101 1110 1010 1010 1010 1010 0011 1010 1010 1010 0011 1010 1010 1010 0011 1010 1101 1110 1010 1010

Really they should've taken more time and made this like Warband. . .if you played Warband before this will feel like a demo. With some mods you can basically make it the same as Warband single-player mode though, just not as shiny.

Disappointing single-player mode + atrocious storyline. Online mode was OK, but no one plays it.....

This game is very sparkly, shiny, but the gameplay online sucks. Lots of 1-shot kill buttons that can be abused (melee sneak attack can be spammed, predator cannon auto-aims and one-shots + explosion radius) Really marine is little gimpish compared to the other 2 classes online, but a real patriot can still pwn as one.

The single-player mode however is great! and the co-op survivor mode is pretty fun too, just no one wants to play it :/