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❗️❗️❗️ATTENTION 2003 KIDS❗️❗️❗️!!! This 👇 is the last year of being a kid 😔👦👧! Because NEXT 👉YEAR! We gon be T33N4G3RS💁🙅💅!! PARTYING 🎉💃 DRINKING 🍻🍸🍹🍷 MAKING OUT AND SEX 👅💦😳 PERIODS 😩🍫 HEARTBREAKS 💔😪 MIDDLE SCHOOL SOPHOMORES (7️⃣TH GRADE)

hello! sorry for scare, but just notice profile on the Steam Community. you know how hard it are to find girls who play video game nowadays??? well, Im glad I stumble apon this little prof cause I gotta say.... ur prety cute!! ^ ((sorry for scare, no trouble ) well... I was wondering if u wanted to play csgo with me (Im a gold nova, so I can carry my little princes if need. =-}) CUZ I really want someone to pub wit me.. hey hey, maybe even I could get you legendary as little gift. you like boxes? Me too, me too. anyways any, do you maybe have Skype? (no scare. no scare, I iust like meating eye to eye.) if we skype, I think we could have some good buddy commucation. :)) ( i can even turn down my dubstep music in the background if you want...) add me if you want please, I jsit need friend maybe even girlfriend, to play video with.m I can be the perfect guy for you, trust!! ill buy whatever, do whatever, okay?? jsit pick up that phone and CALL. :)

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Call me Ishmael. Some years ago—never mind how
long precisely—having little or no money in my purse,
and nothing particular to interest me on shore, I thought I
would sail about a little and see the watery part of the
world. It is a way I have of driving off the spleen and
regulating the circulation. Whenever I find myself
growing grim about the mouth; whenever it is a damp,
drizzly November in my soul; whenever I find myself
involuntarily pausing before coffin warehouses, and
bringing up the rear of every funeral I meet; and especially
whenever my hypos get such an upper hand of me, that it
requires a strong moral principle to prevent me from
deliberately stepping into the street, and methodically
knocking people’s hats off—then,
I account it high time to
get to sea as soon as
I can.

Dear heavenly blessed beauty, I have been staring at your profile picture speechless and in awe for the past hour or so. That deep gaze in your star, your perfect font, all of your features just seem to all come together so well, almost angelical in a sense I suppose. The reason I am writing this is to let you know that I think I have found the most beautiful woman to grace us with her presence on our planet, and I am of course talking about you.
I know this might mean absolutely nothing to you, and you probablydont get any of these types of messages/posts on Steam and in real life BUT please understand that I am being as genuine as ever when I say that you are the ultimate dictionary definition of perfection, and I hope that one day God can bestow me with a woman as beautiful as you, I would be forever grateful. I hope that this message finds you well, I do not care if I get a response to this, I am just simply stating the obvious and had to let you know how I really felt.

Awww! You are a teeny tiny little petite Jazz Boy. You can barely lift your bugles, but that doesn’t stop you from screaming into your trumpet! When you hear the Jazz happen, you get so excited that you clap your tiny little hands together so that they spell out the words “Endless Wet Jazz” in Morse code! You love the sounds of Jazz! The oboes howling “Yorb-yorb-yorb! Yorb-yorb-yorb!” The trumpets weeping “Tursk! Tursk!” These are the sounds you lust for! You love to have Bugle Nightmares every time you go to sleep, and one day, you’ll drown in the Ocean Of Trumpets. You are a Little Jazz Boy. Thanks!

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There are 20 ♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥♥ in this world
10 are sleeping
9 are playing
1 is reading this

put this on 4 profile comments within 15 mins,if u do, sum ♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥ will surprise u sum how!! If u don't , u will lose ur street cred.!!

What's good 😜 u candy cane ♥♥♥ guzzler 👅🎄DICKCEMBER🎄 is here and u know what that means ❄ HOE HOE HOE season has arrived 🎅 put on your rudolph pasties 🔴 pop ur peppermint ♥♥♥♥♥ 🍬 and sit by the fireplace with some hot COCKLATE 🍆☕if u want to get RAWED 👉👌 under the mistletoe 🌿 this christmAss 🎁 send this to 15 of your sluttiest elves 👩👨 if u get 0 back 😔 ur an UGLY GRINCH👀 if u get 5 back 😌 ur a SEXY SNOWMAN ⛄⛄if u get 10 back 😘 ur a BAD JINGLE BELL ♥♥♥♥♥ 🔥🙌 SHARE in 69 😉💦 seconds or you won't be gettin ♥♥♥♥♥♥ down 😱 in 2❕0❕1❕6

hey, sorry I saw your profile and I just thought you looked cute in your picture, I really wanted to tell you that)) It's really rare to see girls playing video games haha! I don't know why its a guy thing honestly im like really against misogyny and like ill be the one in the kitchen making sandwiches. We should really play l4d2 sometime its a really cool zombie game with a lot of scary moments, but don't worry ill be there to protect you ;) sorry that wasnt flirting I swear Im just trying to be friendly I really like your profile picture sorry was that too far? Really sorry i'm really shy I don't go out much haha add me on skype we should talk more you look really nice and fun xxx

Gomenasai, my name is Ken-Sama.

I’m a 27 year old American Otaku (Anime fan for you gaijins). I draw Anime and Manga on my tablet, and spend my days perfecting my art and playing superior Japanese games. (Disgaea, Final Fantasy, Persona series)

I train with my Katana every day, this superior weapon can cut clean through steel because it is folded over a thousand times, and is vastly superior to any other weapon on earth. I earned my sword license two years ago, and I have been getting better every day.

stop reading this you are gonna die, My name is Teresa Fidalgo if you don’t post this on 20 photos I will sleep with you forever. This girl ignored and 29 days later her mom died. I am real you can search me up on google

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i swear i havent seen you in forever~

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Nice job! You are a tremendous Big Jazz Boy. You blast huge on the bugles and it never ends for you. You are in love with the Jazz! When the drums are tap-tap-tapping, and the upright bass is shrieking, “Larbo-larbo-larbo!” and the sweet saxophone sonorously croons, “Skerlack! Skerlack! Skerlack!” Those are the moments when you feel huge! Oh, my sweet, tremendous boy, you are bursting at the seams with Trumpet Jelly. You are filled to the brim with that Trumpet Jelly always. Your saxophone is LOUD and it scares the animals in their cages. When God falls asleep, you wake him up with your Big Jazz Boy bugle blasts from below. I am so grateful to know this about you!

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Post this on the walls of the 12 prettiest Girls you know...
If you get back 5 you're beautiful. ..
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