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22 of 37 (59%) achievements earned:
Personal Achievements
 

YOU'RE FIRED

Fire another player
Unlocked 3 Nov @ 10:40am

Getting productive

Complete all your tasks
Unlocked 3 Nov @ 9:22am

Pack your things

Get fired
Unlocked 3 Nov @ 9:33am

Number two

Get promoted to the assistant
Unlocked 3 Nov @ 8:51am

Janitor

Become the janitor
Unlocked 3 Nov @ 10:10am

Popular

Receive a phone call
Unlocked 3 Nov @ 3:07pm

Keep on slacking

Win a game as a slacker
Unlocked 3 Nov @ 10:00am

Risky virus

Infect manager's computer
Unlocked 17 Nov @ 4:23pm

Who poisoned me?

Take 5 shit in the same game
Unlocked 3 Nov @ 10:53am

No witnesses

Update a camera whilst the CCTV is in use
Unlocked 3 Nov @ 9:26am

Who did this?

Enable servers after disabling them
Unlocked 3 Nov @ 9:57am

Snake grand master

Get a score over 60 at Snake
Unlocked 4 Nov @ 1:14pm

Crossed

Drink a beer, smoke a cigarette, and drink coffee all within a minute
Unlocked 3 Nov @ 3:57pm

World's best janitor

As a janitor, get promoted to assistant
Unlocked 3 Nov @ 3:25pm

Don't mind me

Refill the toilet paper whilst a player is taking a dump
Unlocked 5 Nov @ 6:27pm

IT guy

Turn ON another players antivirus that had been turned OFF
Unlocked 4 Nov @ 1:49pm

Risky note

Place a sticky Note on the back of the manager
Unlocked 3 Nov @ 2:17pm

Smokers Cough

Smoke 100 cigarettes
Unlocked 5 Nov @ 5:18pm

I'm the boss NOW

Drink coffee out of your Boss mug without being the Boss
Unlocked 3 Nov @ 3:47pm

UGH dammmit JIM

Jelly another players stapler on the Stanton map
Unlocked 3 Nov @ 9:48am

Picasso from the office

Hang a drawing on the display board
Unlocked 3 Nov @ 3:55pm

Pam is that you?

Sit in the secretary's seat on the Stanton map
Unlocked 4 Nov @ 1:53pm



Repairman

Update the firmware of 100 cameras
28 / 100

Burp!

Drink 100 beers
54 / 100

Minesweeper grand master

Win 100 Minesweeper games
0 / 100

Trust issues

Fire your own assistant

The traitor

Win as a Slacker Assistant

Sticky Bandits

Place 15 sticky notes in one game

On a Roll!

As a manager fire 4 slackers in a row

Dance Dance Dale & Dawson

Dance for 3 min straight in one game

Employee of the month

Achieve a total of 500 tasks as a Specialist
50 / 500

Sowing the seeds of doubt

Email the manager from another players PC

Slacker of the month

Achieve a total of 500 tasks as a Slacker
99 / 500

This will go to HR

Get fired as Manager

Firefighter

Extinguish 50 Fires
0 / 50

Changed my mind

Be demoted from assistant
+1

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