Recent reviews by Thugnoriz III

I tortured my son to death and killed my grandchildren to make sure my Kingdom wouldn't be split upon sucession.
FOR ENGLAND!!!
FOR ODIN!!1!
FOR CLEANS BORDERWSSS!!1!

One of the best games i've ever played. Amazing story, freedom to do as you please in an amazingly built world. So much you can customize in your characters and roleplay. Also, full co-op for up to four players. Had so much fun with this game, alone and with friends. Definitely worth the price, specially with the current sale.

Slaughtered a village of unprotected barbarians. On the way back to deliver the quest and get me payment the village's war party that was out raiding caught up to us. They said that we ravaged their unprotected village, and that we were scum, and i said "aye, but that's what ya do as well". They said 'twas true, and that we were locked in a cycle of violence. And through violence they would regenerate, but there would be violence. And violence there was. We defeated em but lost four good men and another one lost a finger. We got our payment in double but we had to dig four early graves. Was it worth it? For sure, killin' northern savages is what i live for. Me only regret is not killin' their young, ♥♥♥♥♥♥' animals.

Great game, specially if you play it with a friend. The start is a bit slow but you'll soon get at least 60+ hours of pure CRPG goodness with full co-op.

Greatest space slavery simulator i've ever played. 11/10

EDIT: As of 11/01/2018, the slavery system has been greatly improved in patches and in the expansion Utopia. You can now have battle thralls, alien races meant for combat, servants that increase the happiness of your free population, or you can simply eat the xenos. You can also have a caste system, where some pops of a species are free and others aren't, which works wonders to quell dissent amongst subjugated populations. Overall, an even greater space slavery simulator.

You can also play without enslaving anyone, but where's the fun in that?

>pegar dinheiro emprestado com os judeus
>expelir os judeus pra não ter que pagar o empréstimo
>ir em cruzada para retomar a grécia dos invasores turcos
>levar uma espadada nas ideia e ficar desabilitado
>morrer em coma alguns dias depois

Deus Vult/10 iria numa cruzada novamente

I was wandering to a minefield to do a quest Moira gave me, when, stoping by a junkyard, i found a dog fighting some raiders. I helped him kill'em, and he joined me.
We were happy for some time together, killin' raiders and protectrons and exploring. And then we got to Evergreen Mills.
I told him to get me some ammo while i was freeing slaves. He somehow managed to open the gate that was holding off a freakin' mutant behemot, that proceeded to tear him apart in a few hits.
I took three psychos, four med-x's, and a buffout while a took out my combat shotgun and shot that damn monster repteadly screaming for the loss of my friend.
Sad stories all around, bro.
11/10 would make me fell sorry for the death of my recently acquired digital doggy buddy
BTW then i eat his meat

Patrolling the Mojave almost makes you wish for a nuclear winter.

>crio personagem novo
>passo dias e mais dias in game invadindo vilas de reinos inimigos e tomando seus pertences, vendendo por dinheiro
>viro Lorde de uma vilazinha lá na puta que o pariu, concedida pelo Rei Ragnar, que me convida pra ser Lorde do Reino Nórdico
>nóis que voa bruxão
>passo mais dias e dias lutando e destruindo meus inimigos da Swadia, e ajudando os mano a tomar castelos
>minha vilazinha é mais abusada que o sexo feminino em game of thrones
>Junto 55 mil moedas
>faço aliança com um Jarl brodão
>como selar aliança? Casamento
>como casa? Gastando vintão mil do meu dinheiro
Lição: até no Mount & Blade pra conseguir muié tem q ter dinheiro

(Quando eu tiver mais umas 20 ou 30 hrs de jogo eu faço uma análise direita e de família)

Ghandi nuked me to death twice
11/10 would be nuked to death by Ghandi again