in the Minions movie it is said that the minions serve the evilest person, if we assume that by ”the evilest person” they mean evilest from western civilization’s point of view, it means that among other things, the minions crucified Jesus, served Attila the Hun, raided monasteries with the Vikings, caused the Bronze Age collapse, and many other past calamities , however in 1812 the minions are trapped in a cave and don’t leave till the 60’s which means that they couldn’t have served Anyone during those years. When they do leave the cave they eventually enter the service of our hero, Felonious Gru. They then serve him until 2017, when they enter the service of his brother, Dru. That means that the Evilest person between 1960-something and 2017 was Gru. Some events that they could have been responsible for include; 9/11, the assassinations of JFK and MLK, Chernobyl, and the Vietnam war. How and why Gru did this we will never know, and maybe that’s for the best

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I wish I could go back to 1776 to see that sexy Declaration of Independence getting dom'd by the founding daddies. I would watch on enviously as the shriveled old paper gets drowned in ropes of thick, juicy ink from John HanCOCK's drippy little feather pen. Georgie W's GILF hair dripping tasty femboy sweat as he gives a sexy speech about how awesome it was that he got to b u t t f u c k those slutty Brits. Jefferson's tight asscheeks clenching as he proclaims, "The tight bussy of liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the c u m of femboys and dommy mommies".

God, I want them to explode their constitutional rights all over my face. I'd use my first amendment rights to moan however loud I please, and worship whatever founding daddy I want. I'm not gay or anything, but I feel the need to be taken into the arms of Ben Frankie. At first I resist his sexual deviancy but eventually submit to him as I slobber on his hard, throbbing c o c k whilst I'm on my knees. After that, he would drag me to an abandoned mansion and hold me hostage while he f u c k s my bussy silly and we sweat balls inside. I want to be paraded around as his little pinoy boislut. Is this a problem? Because I REALLY want this to happen.

Daddy Trump is CUMvincted on ALL Charges 😱 UH OH 🫣 the loooong 😏 💪 arm 💪 of the law 🇺🇸👩🏻‍⚖️ has swung 🍒 low 🍒 to give Daddy 🤠 Trump a good 👏 SLAP 💥😜 The 🏙️ Manhattan 🍆 DICKstrict 🍆 Attorney's 😯 criminal 🔎 invesTITgation 🍈🍈 into Trump's 💦 HUSHdaddy 👉 payments👌 is finished off 🔥 🔥🔥 ☝️🧐 Send this to 🔟 of your 😜💅 SLUTTIEST 💕 seditionists 🤪 and if you get 0️⃣ back ☹️, get ready 😬 to do some 😏🍆 HARD TIME just like TRUMP👎 If you get 5️⃣-🔟 back, you might 🌊 SLIP 🌊 right out 😉 of this 💦 STICKY 💦 situation 👻🤔 If you get 🔟➕ back then 🦅 Daddy Trump 🫡😘 will give you an insERECTION 🍆 you'll ❤️ NEVER ❤️ forget 😍🤯❤️‍🔥

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