I sexually Identify myself as a potato, not your regular potato, but a smart one. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of living in a fertile field surrounded by my potato relatives and friends and be able to discuss the meaning of a nightshade vegetable’s life. People say to me that a person being a potato is Impossible and I’m ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ retarded but I don’t care, I’m beautiful. I’m having a plastic surgeon remove my human limbs and head and replace my skin with a beautiful brown dotted potato peel. From now on I want you guys to call me “Smart Potato” and respect my right to potate. If you can’t accept me you’re a potatophobe and need to check your food privileges. Thank you for being so understanding.


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