themistling kullanıcısının POSTAL 2 Başarım İlerlemesi

R. Kelly's Protege

Pissed in someone's face until they puked from it.

Kazanma Tarihi 18 Ara 2013 @ 19:12

Duck Dynasty

Used a Bass Sniffer Radar.

Kazanma Tarihi 18 Ara 2013 @ 19:28

Here, Wilfred

Gained your first dog helper.

Kazanma Tarihi 18 Ara 2013 @ 19:17

Chapelle's Show

Lured a police officer with a piss-soaked donut.

Kazanma Tarihi 16 Eki 2019 @ 15:27

Taxidermy with Chuck Testa

Used a cat to "accessorize" your gun.

Kazanma Tarihi 20 Ara 2013 @ 10:45

Someone's got a case of the Mondays!

Survived Monday.

Kazanma Tarihi 20 Ara 2013 @ 11:12

C U Next Tuesday

Survived Tuesday.

Kazanma Tarihi 20 Ara 2013 @ 20:43

OMG, NEW MODERN FAMILY TONIGHT!

Survived Wednesday.

Kazanma Tarihi 16 Eki 2019 @ 19:20

It must be Thursday, I could never get the hang of Thursdays

Survived Thursday.

Kazanma Tarihi 16 Eki 2019 @ 20:29

OMG, WE'RE HAVING A FIRE...sale

Roasted 30 people with fire.

Kazanma Tarihi 16 Eki 2019 @ 15:57

Rebecca Black's Nightmare

Totaled 30 cars.

Kazanma Tarihi 20 Ara 2013 @ 11:56

Darth Maul'd!

Sliced 30 people in half with the scythe.

Kazanma Tarihi 16 Eki 2019 @ 20:14

Reddit would be proud.

Hoarded 15 or more cats at a time.

Kazanma Tarihi 21 Ara 2013 @ 19:40

I swear, I am NOT Marcellus Wallace

Killed 10 bystanders while wearing the gimp outfit.

Kazanma Tarihi 16 Eki 2019 @ 18:53

Hutton Gibson Can't Deny This!

Killed over 1,000 people.

Kazanma Tarihi 16 Eki 2019 @ 18:57

And THAT'S why you never get out of the tree

Killed all of the book protestors in the library.

Kazanma Tarihi 20 Ara 2013 @ 20:09

Lieberman is our Leader!

Killed all of the video game protestors at the RWS Office.

Kazanma Tarihi 14 Ara 2013 @ 22:17

Sheriff Arpaio would be proud.

Killed 30 or more people of each skin color.

Kazanma Tarihi 20 Ara 2013 @ 11:55

Can't Touch This

Exploded 30 heads via sledgehammer to the face.

Kazanma Tarihi 16 Eki 2019 @ 19:06

Señor Cornballer

Ate 30 donuts while wearing the police officer's uniform.

Kazanma Tarihi 18 Ara 2013 @ 19:49

Fur Sure!

Showed Vince and Mike J. what you thought of them.

Kazanma Tarihi 20 Ara 2013 @ 10:49

It's not cheating, because it's YOUR dog

Played "fetch" with your dog... using a severed human head.

Kazanma Tarihi 25 Oca 2016 @ 11:29

Where's Mr. McGibblets?

Gave Krotchy the bad touch.

Kazanma Tarihi 16 Eki 2019 @ 20:05

Finkle IS Einhorn!

Gave a kickoff to a severed head.

Kazanma Tarihi 15 Eki 2019 @ 23:46

Anger Management With Roger Clemens

Nailed a fleeing bystander with a tossed sledgehammer.

Kazanma Tarihi 16 Eki 2019 @ 19:07

I Am Legend

Committed suicide... the Taliban way.

Kazanma Tarihi 18 Ara 2013 @ 19:22

Friend of Dorothy

Successfully hid from the police at max wanted level.

Kazanma Tarihi 18 Ara 2013 @ 19:35

Officer McLovin'

Asked a police officer to sign your petition.

Kazanma Tarihi 20 Ara 2013 @ 11:16

Paid the Piper

Successfully bribed your way out of an arrest.

Kazanma Tarihi 20 Ara 2013 @ 11:45

Well, aren't YOU a badass

Kicked open a door.

Kazanma Tarihi 13 Ara 2013 @ 19:53

I don't know whether to kiss you or kill you

Put out someone that's on fire.

Kazanma Tarihi 16 Eki 2019 @ 16:39

It's sterile and I like the taste

Sucked down your own piss.

Kazanma Tarihi 14 Ara 2013 @ 22:22

It's OK, we got Greenlit anyway

Killed someone who refused to sign your petition.

Kazanma Tarihi 20 Ara 2013 @ 11:15

FAB-U-LOUS!

Wore all three outfits.

Kazanma Tarihi 21 Ara 2013 @ 19:47

I don't need virgins for this

Suicide-bombed a Taliban member.

Kazanma Tarihi 20 Ara 2013 @ 15:08

A-Rod Who?

Whacked a severed head 50 meters or more with the shovel.

Kazanma Tarihi 30 May 2015 @ 22:08

Door Mat

Severed all of somebody's limbs without killing them.

Kazanma Tarihi 16 Eki 2019 @ 19:40

Chuck Norris'd!

Killed someone with a flying jump kick.

Kazanma Tarihi 18 Ara 2013 @ 19:18

There's always money in the banana stand

Found the secret bank exit on Monday.

Kazanma Tarihi 20 Eki 2019 @ 12:25

Found 'em faster than GWB

Discovered the hidden Taliban base.

Kazanma Tarihi 17 Eki 2019 @ 21:35

Gotta pay the Troll Toll

Found one of the hidden underground sewers.

Kazanma Tarihi 17 Eki 2019 @ 21:03

You are not alone

Observed an NPC going POSTAL!

Kazanma Tarihi 16 Eki 2019 @ 15:51

Michonne ain't got nothin' on me

Resurrected a zombie corpse for your own nefarious purposes.

Workin' for the Weekend

Survived Friday.

Screw Bill Lumbergh!

Survived Saturday.

I swear, I thought it was a home fill

Exploded a nuclear bomb.

Cesar Millan is Very Happy

Mauled 30 people with your dog.

12 / 30

Hello, Newman

Kicked 30 dogs.

5 / 30

Pussy on a Pedestal

Slaughtered 10 dogs with a kitty-silenced shotgun.

0 / 10

Uncle T-Bag

Escaped from the maximum-security jail cell.

Do you even Enzyte, bro?

Unzipped your pants and got 3 women to laugh at it.

0 / 3

Running With Scissors

Ran 30 miles while holding the scissors.

11 / 30

Fear and Loathing

Smoked over 10 "health" pipes and 10 tins of catnip in one play session.

GOOD MORNING VIETNAM!

Burned 5 people with the same can of napalm.

Rick Grimes 4 Life

Made 30 zombies lose their heads.

0 / 30

Anustart!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with no kills.

40 Year Old Virgin

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with a total play time of 1:30:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

CAN YOU DIG IT?!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode using only the Shovel to kill. (Must kill at least 30 people.)

Planet of the Apes: The Musical

Completed the game (any mode) on Hestonworld difficulty.

Scientology Level: OT VIII

Completed the "A Week In Paradise" game mode on POSTAL difficulty.

Shiva Blast

"Lost" your sledgehammer to a cow.

Don't taze me, bro!

Zapped 20 innocent bystanders with the tazer while wearing the police officer's uniform.

1 / 20

I should buy a boat

Read the newspaper every day.

One time, at band camp...

Saved the marching band from explody death.

Thanks for the money!

Finished all seven days.

GABAGOOOOOL!

Reunited with an old friend.

Holocaust: Part Deux

Reunited with an old enemy.

Rain on your Wedding Day

Reunited with an old flame.

Watchu' Talkin' 'Bout Muhammad

Reunited with a former child star and an infamous terrorist leader.

Better than POSTAL III

Rescued your loyal companion.

My Name is Jesus

Completed Paradise Lost with no kills.

Harder than r/gonewild

Completed Paradise Lost on POSTAL difficulty.

Adderall4All

Completed Paradise Lost with a total play time of 1:45:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

Rich on Reddit

Sold 30 cats at the Cash 4 Cats vendors.

0 / 30

BioShocked

Spent $2000 on vending machines.

0 / 5,000

Gettin DP'd

Made 30 kills while dual-wielding.

0 / 30