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So there's a chick in my class I like; unfrotunately im quiet, calculated and intelligent and she likes big dumb jocks. So anyway one day me and her boyfriend are walking among a group of our felow students when a gang banger appears and threatens with a gun. Her 'big and though' boyfriend instantly freezes and loses the ability to speak. I on the other hand squint my eyes and step forward pulling my katana for judo practise out in one fell swoop. "Go ahead" I say. The gun is only 400 years old while the sword is the child of many millenia. Do you fancy the odds?" Instantly the gang-banger drops his weapon and runs. My other classmates cheer while her jock boyfriend pretends the whole thing was funny. She looks at me and sees what she didnt see before. She thanks me with a kiss, but I don't smile because I was only doing my duty. Safe to say she saw who a real man was that day. I may be quiet and collected, but raise a weapon against me and youll face your worst nightmare

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no hoes no maidens no ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥

Wilma Diquephit

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good games mate, hope to see you round again!

First i whip it out!
Then i thrust it!
With great force!
Every angle!
It penetrates!
Until..
With great strength!
I RAM IT IN!
In the end..
We are satisfied..
And you are set free.

Is this what (unintelligible) YOU WANT A TOTAL MELTDOWN?! Ya like Kombucha? I LOVE Kombucha! (goes "whooo; whooooo whooo, whooo, whooo, whooo, whoooo" many times) Drinks like pee and smells even worse! (goes "whooo; whooo-whooo whoooo" many times again) My Patreon's deleted. (unintelligible; more "whoooo") What am I gonna do? What am I gonna do nowwwww? What am I gonna do? (makes noises) What am I gonna do? Wh-What am I gonna do? I'm covered in Kombucha and I have no more Patreons. (makes sobbing noises and feigns vomiting on the floor)--Y'all did this to me, all of you!

Wow. Woooowww www. Wow. So, you guys are so into yourselves, like you are so committed to censoring innocent people that you are just going to go and try to get my Patreon deleted now. Oh, you have an opinion of me, so you're just gonna try and ruin my entire career. Really? Is that what you're goin' to do? Oh, I'm sorry. The F.B.I. never showed up; oh, I'm sorry, the cops are all about Onion Boy because it turns out, didn't break a single law, so what do we do? Oh, well our opinions have been invalidated so many times of him that we're gonna disable his Patreon. Woo www. Wo www, you would really do that. YOU WOULD REALLY DO THAT?! GGIIIIIIIIII! YOU TRIED TO DO THE F.B.I.; IT DIDN'T WORK. YOU *TRIED* TO DO THE POLICE; DIDN'T WORK! So instead, you resort to the paycheck, and ya got it! Ya got it! All my Patrons have been DELETED. Are you happy NOWWWW?? Aiiiiiii! UGHHHHHHHHHIIIII! UGHHIIIIII! Is this what what you want, huh?

Do you double tap like me?
When I'm on the road, you can Skype me
I'll follow if you follow me back,
You're my Wifi Wifey
I know your parents don't like me
And your ex wanna fight me
You can hit me up on Snapchat
You're my Wifi Wifey

What's up, lil' mama, what's good?
Follow me back, yeah I really wish you would
Nick Bean coming straight to yo' neighborhood
You know I stay fly like a player really should
Oh no.
Girl, if you Snap me, I'm a' Snap back
And I stay up on your mind like a Snapback
Anything you want, you can have that
Body on fleek, girl you know that I love that

Do you double tap like me?
When I'm on the road, you can Skype me
I'll follow if you follow me back,
You're my Wifi Wifey
I know your parents don't like me
And your ex wanna fight me
You can hit me up on Snapchat
You're my Wifi Wifey

What's up, lil' mama, what's good?
Follow me back, yeah I really wish you would
Nick Bean coming straight to yo' neighborhood
You know I stay fly like a player really should
Oh no.
Girl, if you Snap me, I'm a' Snap back
And I stay up on your mind like a Snapback
Anything you want, you can have that
Body on fleek, girl you know that I love that

Hey guys, Paramotion here and today we’re playing Enter the Gungeon and yeah it’s been a while since I've been like, recording and stuff. I was checking- i was checking if it was actually recording but but yeah it's been a really long time since, y’know, um, recording. I was like, let's wait for two weeks, three weeks then record a cs:go montage but yeah! Like, trying to record like… different to collab- um.. Different games yeah and yeah its a lot of commentary too which i will be more distracted more than im talking so i would like be ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ confused like what im talking about like i’ll start mumbling my ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥ out like yeah. Uh, I usually play Enter the Gungeon when I have, like, spare time or usually when i play it offline so it's like oh yeah um i'm not good at it but i got like- i got this game from like WarOwl- like he was playing and he's like oh yeah it looks like a cool game to play like yeah sure! Let's play it!

pe.nis in mouth

milk deez nuts

you are so gud