Recent reviews by fisto

this ♥♥♥♥ straight ass

♥♥♥♥ bamco
Harada should resign and take Murray and 90% of the dev team with himself
Absolutely ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ embarrasing handling of a pretty ♥♥♥♥♥♥ game
Hope it ends up like mk1

Game's pretty good.
Servers are pretty ♥♥♥♥.
Perfectly balanced.

Eh not so sure
It's just like the og with some changes to the mechanics like time etc., it's also fun as ♥♥♥♥ and very fast paced but 4 chars and 3 maps? No Ada? Srsly I mean she's not even my fav or anything but it just makes no sense to hold Ada and Wesker back until Seperate Ways
Anything to justify that Seperate Ways price tag I guess which will be 20$ at least.
You could get all the characters and see all the maps in 30 mins or so and that's it.
Also no new unlockable for getting S ranks with everyone on all maps just another way to unlock Handcannon which should've been the way to unlock it from the start and not some speedrun gallore bullshittery.
Capcum sucks ass

resident evil 4

This is the worst game I have ever played in my life.
No solo play, no conventional mission select, forced to play with oblivious and borderline incompetent teammates 90% of the time, piss poor performance even on 3090 and 5900x. getting stuck on loading screens forever forcing you to ALT+F4, server crashes and errors, tedious and long loading screens, repetitive scenery and gameplay, specials and elites barely stand out, even more grindy than Vermintide 2 and so much more.
Also the fact that it barely has 10 missions is just deplorable.
Feels like a totally incomplete game despite officially launching today.
Fatshark keeps proving they are the most incompetent and bordeline autistic developers.
I feel downright insulted for spending my hard earned money on this steaming pile of ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥.
It also doesn't help that MOST of this game's community is made up of single digit iq, toxic overweight virgins.
Do yourselves a favor and stick to Vermintide 2.

Garbage

Trash



But I love it dearly-

Garbage