I'm telling you, Henny is as cracked as they are jacked. I saw them at a 7-11 the other day buying Redbull and adult diapers. I asked them what the diapers were for and they said "they contain my full power so I don't completely ♥♥♥♥ on these kids" then bhopped out the door.
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Eating mustard with Oreos? Not in my Godd4mn Country.
To the Buffoons behind the USA Today crossword puzzle, Today's (2/12/20) clue for 10 down was "Cookie that some people eat with mustard", i eventually filled in "OREO." I was confused but willing to admit my ignorance for the sake of completing your godforsaken puzzle, and then i tried it. you bastards. I Would hope that given the cultural influence of the USA today crossword puzzle, the puzzle masters would exert some sort of quality review for their clues, oreos and mustard?---I can now inform you with learned experintial certainty---are WRETCHED. I would be very appreciative if you would kindly refund $0.14---the exact cost of the 4 Altoids i had to consume to get the taste out of my mouth---to my venmo. i'm willing to forgive the cost of the oreo:$0.18. the mustard was free. get your godd4m Mustard Out of my oreos you sick bastards.

12 things ur doing:
1. Your reading my comment
2. Now your saying/thinking thats a stupid fact.
4. You didnt notice that i skipped 3.
5. Your checking it now.
6. Your smiling.
7. Your still reading my comment.
8. You know all you have read is true.
10. You didnt notice that i skipped 9.
11. Your checking it now.
12. You didnt notice there are only 10 facts
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Trains are really unpredictable. Even in the middle of a forest two rails can appear out of nowhere, and a 1.5-mile fully loaded coal drag, heading east out of the low-sulfur mines of the PRB, will be right on your a ss the next moment.

I was doing laundry in my basement, and I tripped over a metal bar that wasn't there the moment before. I looked down: "Rail? WTF?" and then I saw concrete sleepers underneath and heard the rumbling.

Deafening railroad horn. I dumped my wife's pants, unfolded, and dove behind the water heater. It was a double-stacked Z train, headed east towards the fast single track of the BNSF Emporia Sub (Flint Hills). Majestic as hell: 75 mph, 6 units, distributed power: 4 ES44DC's pulling, and 2 Dash-9's pushing, all in run 8. Whole house smelled like diesel for a couple of hours!

Fact is, there is no way to discern which path a train will take, so you really have to be watchful. If only there were some way of knowing the routes trains travel.

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i ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ love you and it breaks my heart when i see you play with someone else or anyone commenting in your profile i just want to be your boyfriend and put a heart in my profile linking to your profile and have a walltext of you commenting cute things i want to play video games talk in discord all night and watch a movie together but you just seem so uninterested in me it ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ kills me and i cant take it anymore i want to remove you but i care too much about you so please i'm begging you to either love me back or remove me and NEVER contact me again it hurts so much to say this because i need you by my side but if you don't love me then i want you to leave because seeing your icon in my friendlist would kill me everyday of my pathetic life