Senaste recensioner av Kyle Crane

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6969/100

Hunt Showdown. A wild western zombie FPS.

This game is a perfect example of the fact that the themes "zombie" and "wild west" can still be used in a good way. The game has two modes. Quick-play and Bounty Hunt. Quick-play is a little different take on battle royale and serves mostly as a way to practice and improve your aim rather than being a main part of the game. The main part is Bounty Hunt. You spawn either alone or with a random partner or a Steam friend in a medium-sized map with a bunch of other players (But even if you spawn alone, you are still facing players who are with a partner). The map is filled with various zombies - from slowly moving, screeching "bee hives" to Usain Bolt-fast, burning and on-death exploding ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥. Each zombie should be taken down in a different manner, since they have various abilities. Then there is 1-2 bosses (usually 2) that you can kill and collect bounty from. Once you collect bounty, you have an improved vision, that lets you see other nearby players for up to 10 seconds. You can either risk and collect as many bounties and kills (player or zombie) and go home like a hero. Or be a little ♥♥♥♥ and camp a bounty, wait for others to kill it and then stab them in the back like a cheeky b!tch. The game looks absolutely stunning, doesn't have many bugs (or at least I didn't encounter many) and is just SO. MUCH. FUN! Especially if you have somebody else to play with (which is kinda essential, actually, so don't buy the game, if one of your friends doesn't or won't have it, too). There is a bit of annoying grinding, the servers are a little broken still and since you can be matched with absolutely anybody, you might get ♥♥♥♥♥♥ in the ass at the start of your journey. But other than that, this game is a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ masterpiece. I would love to play it all day everyday, but sadly my computer isn't the best. In my opinion the game could use a little optimalization. But even tho I had less than 60 FPS I still had a ton of fun with the game. I love it. And devs, please don't give up on this.

In conclusion: You definitely need a friend or you will be stuck with either Quick-play or endless tryharding and grinding against duos. You also will need a pretty good computer, since the game isn't best optimized (even though it does look great). But if you will have a teammate and above 60 FPS, you will most likely love the game.

80/100

Dead by Daylight. A competitive horror game.

You can either play as a Survivor or a Killer. The matches are 1vs4 (1 Killer vs 4 Survivors). Or should I say.. They're supposed to be. When I first saw a video about this game I was just staring with my chin dropped to the floor. I was amazed when I layed my eyes upon such a masterpiece. But all that changed when I first started playing this game. I'd say about 50% of the games were 1vs3 or at least one troll on the survivor's side whether being a toxic, salty b!tch to the killer or "just" a troll ruining the game for everyone. But not only the community sucks. The devs are also useless. Not only they do not ban idiots like this, they can't even fix the sh!t state the game is in. If you thought Skyrim was bad, you'll need to lay down for this one. Bugs, imbalance, hackers, connection with the fans, or pretty much anything the devs are supposed to do, these do none of it. Behaviour Interactive are a bunch of lazy sods. Bugs are game-breaking, when survivors are good and take all of the most OP Perks, Items and Add-ons they are pretty much unbeatable and when we tried to tell the devs about problems in their game what did they say? "Just play something else"... Yeah.. That's actually not a joke.. The microtransactions are also a huge minus. To play the game properly you need to pay extra 80+€. Because if you don't own the DLCs, you can't get certain perks unless they are in the "Shrine" which is basically an in-game shop. 4 perks rotate each weak, so you can buy them for in-game money. If you are a very good killer or you have 3 other good friends to play with, you are most likely to enjoy the game, but otherwise, it's going to be a hell of a ride. Idea - marvelous, community - cancerous, devs - useless, game overall - unenjoyable. Also there was an update that completely ♥♥♥♥♥♥ the game. My computer isn't some kind of a beast or anything, but when I bought the game I could easily handle it on medium on 60+ FPS. Nowadays I can't handle it on 40+ FPS on low graphics. And no, it's not the PC's fault. I am sure of it, nerd. Please devs, get off your lazy asses and work on your ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ game before it dies of tumors.

In conclusion: You either need to be really good or have good friends to be able to enjoy the game and even then it is not guaranteed. You will probably want to kill yourself after seeing all the salt and glitches. Dead by Daylight has huge potential to be one of the best games ever created but for that the devs need to step up their game.

50/100

(Got this game for free - birthday)

Battlerite Royale, a battle royale MOBA based on the game Battlerite.

Sounds good, right? Well.... You've come to the wrong place...
I just LOVE the idea of this game so much. And it has so much potential, too. But the execution ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ sucks d!ck. The game is completely imbalanced. Ranged champions have a HUGE advantage over melee ones. Some champions can deal up to 30 dmg (Ruh'Kaan - melee, Poloma - ranged, ...) on common ability. Others (Sirius - melee, ...) can deal max 20. Wanna play this champion? Or that one? Well, too bad! You have to get at least 4000 gold to get the good champions and you make about 5 from one match. But of course you can pay real money to get them instantly... Thanks Obama! Are you a new player? Well enjoy about 1 minute of playing since you will be matched with people who play this game all day everyday or 24/7 as the cool kids say. I just want to enjoy this game so much. Because it is enjoyable. Sometimes...
-10/10 would die with 10 kills to an imbalanced ranged champion again.

In conclusion: If you will give this game a LOT of time and get really sweaty, you will definitely enjoy the suffering of others. Or if you have a good friend that has to practice a lot, too, you can play duos which are usually fun (for me) whether you lose or not. Please, devs.. Balance these retarded champs. (Alysia, Thorn, the little evil book dwarf guy a.k.a Veigar on drugs and many more I can't afford)

45/100

RimWorld. A sci-fi colony simulator.

You play as strangers on an unknown planet trying to survive. You have to build a shelter. Find, hunt, grow or kill and make food. You have to defend yourself from various raids, from mad animals or primitive tribes people to space pirates or mechanoids. The game can be very hard, but the enjoyment of a base well-defended from raiders or harsh nature is worth it. Workshop is also a huge plus, since it not only adds new awesome content that you can have, depending on whether you like it or not, it also brings new ideas to the wonderful devs of this game, who are listening to their fans. Since the day I've got this game there have been several updates, mostly improving my experience with the game. Of course nothing is roses and rainbows. Sadly even this wonderful piece has it's flaws. The AI is still a little whacky and the "mood" system is sometimes just annoying and makes little close to no sense. But these issues can be fixed with workshop if you have the right mods, and AI will probably also be only better and better with each update. I have spent more hours in this game than I'd like to admit.

In conclusion: The devs have a bit more fixing ahead of them, but I think mostly they just need to add new stuff, because the game is almost perfect.

85/100

Not that long ago I had russian, polish and german teammates at once in my team in competitive on Cache.

The russian guy would EVERY SINGLE ROUND go B as CT or T and play AWP there. If we would ask him to move somewhere else he would go "♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ cyka bliat" and hit his table. The polish guy would shoot me each round in the leg until he got suspended for 30 days. And the two germans would just keep saying "Wir mussen allen Juden ausrotten" and "Allen Juden mussen sterben" which means "We must kill all jews", "All jews must die".

I never wanted to kill myself more.

420/100

The only thing you can do in this game is killing deers. If you want to kill something else, you need to buy a license for about 15.00€ and after you get that license for your birthday and you are so happy that you can kill rabbits now, you have to pay another about 15.00€ to buy a specific weapon for killing rabbits..

30/100