After finding the ad in the local "Craigslist" for a tough but sinewy young man with a thicc oil rigging, I replied not knowing what to expect, perhaps a grayed older man looking for a young buck to tango with under the Greek sunset. But what I found instead was a man of short but tough standing appearing wealthy with his slim fit suit and Omega Speedmaster watch. I had hoped that his watch was a foreshadowing of the foreplay to come. But instead we began the evening with drink and a social excursion meeting the wealthy to-do of the island. After a night of libations and gentle flirtation he walked into the ocean mist never to be seen again. Ass as bare as my raw feelings.